MC can lowkey ~feel~ the player, so when she meets Valko she gets the most insane reaction
Crying hysterically, "you're here omg, you're here" (Valko, has never met this woman, he's pretty sure they're like?? enemies, do you need to sit down??) Getting super protective, nearly getting hurt in the process, completely freaked out, "don't dissappear, please, don't dissappear" ---- stuff happens, he gets his omegaverse smell thing going on & MC is like "this is great, you're coming to my house willingly ~ kidnapping you would've be difficult", he's like What??? And she's like "not like, in an evil way, just so I can keep an eye on you, make sure nothing happens-omg I sound like Caleb"
Valko is a bit confused but this is his soul mate, she's a bit crazy but maybe he likes that??? He's like "can I call my family??" & MC is like "OMG WHAT IF INFOLD GETS THEM TOO??" And doesnt answer when Valko asks "who is Infold??" and the entire werewolf congregation is now living in MCs flat (Xavier came home late that day to see a bunch of people moving MCs flat & just goes to bed, he is tired & does not want to deal with all that)
why do i feel like we don't talk enough about the bees thing in young sherlock? it must be connected to sherlock wanting to be a beekeeper after his retirement.
Trigger warning!!! Descriptive smut, fingering, a tinge of edging, p in v penetration. AFAB reader. Mild angst? Wanderer era. He has abandonment issues. Mild degradation, lots of praise. Swearing & otherwise dirty language. Fluff. Lots and lots of sickeningly sweet fluff. Aftercare. Love-making. Switch!Reader and Dom!Wanderer. Written in first person.
Sauce written after the cut.
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His eyes are beautiful.
Indigo, intense, and focused so wonderfully on me.
Gingerly, I caress Wanderer's cheek. He stiffens but doesn't pull away. He holds my gaze, seemingly egging me on. Daring me to keep going. Scared that I will.
My thumb brushes against his soft, parted lips. He leans into my touch. His fingers twitch at his sides.
I tear my gaze away from his face and bring my free hand to his. I lace our fingers and bring our hands to my cheek.
"Why?" His voice cracks, his eyes darting over my face. Searching my eyes. Lingering on my lips. Looking for any possible sign of regret or rejection.
"Because there's no one else I'd rather have." The words are barely audible, coming out as a mere whisper.
I glance from his lips to his eyes for only a second before giving in and finally closing the small bit of distance between us.
It's slow and sweet and gentle. As if he's scared I'll change my mind.
At first, anyway.
The more I lean into him, the more he seems to realize I mean it.
Like flipping a switch, he kisses me deeper. Harder. Hungrier.
He tastes like the tea he had earlier—pleasantly sharp and bitter. His foresty scent fills my nose, and his breath is as heavy as mine.
My hands roam his body as his roam mine, clutching onto anything they can. Pulling each other closer.
When my hand reaches his chest, he stiffens. Hesitates. Starts to withdraw again.
Before he can take two steps, though, I grab his wrist and pull him back into my embrace. He doesn't resist. In fact, he even relaxes and leans into me as I plant kisses on his upper neck and jaw. "Don't worry about scaring me off." Kiss "You won't." Kiss. "I promise."
Contemplative silence. Then, "If you break that promise... I don't think I'll be able to recover."
"Then it's a good thing I don't plan to." I grin before a mischievous idea comes to mind.
Without a moment's hesitation, I shove Wanderer onto my bed and straddle his waist. His eyes widen, and his breath hitches.
I hover above him with a soft smile, gazing longingly into his eyes and memorizing every detail from his dilated pupils to the whisps of blues and purples mixing with the indigo in his irises. From his long lashes to the red eyeliner he always wears.
"You're beautiful," I murmur.
"And you're taking too long," Wanderer chastises before roughly pulling my head down and ravishing my lips. Our tongues meet and entangle with one another. Memorizing each other's taste and scent. Relishing it.
Without breaking the kiss and with no warning, he flips me onto my back and hovers above me with a satisfied grunt. I gasp as my breath catches. My insides turn to jelly, and heat goes straight to my core.
He leans into my ear and breathes, "You don't really think I'd let you be in control, do you?" His voice is low. Seductive. Soft. As soft as the hand traveling up my thigh and resting on my hip. My heart races, almost beating out of my chest.
"I didn't think you were one for dirty talk." I chuckle before tugging his mouth back onto mine. His lips are so, so soft.
The kiss is rhythmic. Passionate. Loving. Hungry. Appreciative.
I only break the kiss to catch my breath, but then we make eye contact.
His pupils are blown wide, and his irises seem to glow. His lips are swollen and red, and a bright pink blush runs from his neck to his ears. I push his messy indigo hair behind his ear, though it falls back into place as soon as I move my hand.
Then my fingers trail to his shoulder at the opening of his haori. I look up in a silent question. Can I?
To my surprise, he nods. Grinning, I slide the haori off his shoulders and let it fall around his waist.
"You're mine." He unwraps the blue obi and fully takes it and the haori off, leaving him in his only his bodysuit and shorts. "Only mine."
"I'm yours," I affirm, my voice shaking with anticipation, and my fingers tracing the curves in his arms.
He shivers under my touch before leaning in and once more connecting our lips. He lifts the hem of my shirt. Follows my own curves. Goosebumps follow in his wake. My breath quickens.
Then his hands stop just below my chest. He meets my eyes. "This is okay, right? I'm not... overstepping?"
"Since when do you care about overstepping? Just fuck me already."
He doesn't waste a second. Diving back into my lips, he cups my breasts and massages them for several minutes, twisting and pinching my nipples, before letting his hands rest on my waist.
His hips wedge further between mine. I gasp as I feel his clothed, hard cock rub against my inner thigh. He takes the opportunity to shove his tongue back into my mouth. Teeth clashing, his tongue meets mine once more.
His hips slowly grind against me, rubbing against my clothed clit. I whimper into the kiss, which only encourages him more. My breath trembles and my heart pounds.
He pulls away slightly to take my shirt off. It's instantly forgotten, and he fiddles with my bra next.
After several semi-awkward moments of struggling, he furrows his brows. "What the— How the fuck—"
I giggle. "Let me do it." I easily unclasp my bra and toss it into a corner.
He buries his face into my neck and sighs with a chuckle, sending goosebumps on my arms and legs.
Then pulls off his own shorts.
His bulge is quite noticeable through his tight bodysuit. My eyes widen, and I gulp.
Noticing, Wanderer pauses. Starts to stand back up. "Having second thoughts?"
I shake my head. "Fuck, there's not even a thought. I undoubtedly, undeniably fucking love you, Wanderer." And I pull him back onto me.
He releases a surprised breath into my ear. A shiver courses down my spine. "You really are stupid. How could you ever love someone like me?"
"I'm only stupid for you, dummy."
I don't let him reply.
Instead, I crash my lips onto his. He returns it with just as much ferocity. His hands roam my bare torso before pulling down my own pants. My panties come with them.
"C'mon, now. I can't be the only naked one here." I chortle, pulling away just enough to let him slip the body suit off.
"...Holy motherfucking fuck."
He chuckles, glancing down. "What? Not expecting that?"
"This is just... so much better than my fantasies."
He meets my eyes with a quirked eyebrow. "Oh?"
"Never mind that." I shake my head. "I want you, Wanderer. I need you. I love you."
His cock twitches against my thigh with the declaration. He hovers over me once more, this time with nothing but the air to separate us. I trace a finger over his chest. Rest it where his heart would've been.
He goes rigid, even more so as I replace my finger with my palm.
"You're not gonna find anything there." The sharpness of his voice startles both of us.
Still, I meet his eyes with nothing but admiration. "I know."
"Then... why bother?"
I shrug, my palm still resting on his chest. "Because I wasn't searching for a heartbeat."
"Then...what?"
I pretend to think. "I wanted to do this:" With a mischievous grin, I lightly pinch his nipple. He half-yelps, half-moans.
"The hell?" His cheeks redden even more.
I shrug nonchalantly. "Again, I just wanted to do that."
"I— Then I just want to do this." His palm glides down my body and reaches my clit. Not giving me any time to react, he rubs it in fast, small circles, drawing a high-pitched whine from my throat. I buck my hips up into his hand, desperate for more, only for him to push them back onto my mattress.
"Not yet, love."
I practically melt.
His hand travels even lower, and he plunges a finger into my dripping entrance.
My eyes widen with a gasp. It's heavenly. I moan as he curls his finger inside over and over, hitting my G-spot with such precision, I wonder if he's done this before.
Then he adds a second finger.
To say I turn into a moaning mess is an understatement.
"Oh my God, fuck~!"
Hearing my moans and gasps, he grins and keeps going, curling his fingers expertly and wonderfully.
Just as that familiar knot builds in my stomach, he pulls his fingers out. I whimper as my core aches with the sudden emptiness, but he doesn't miss a beat when he lines his pulsating, rock-hard cock with my leaking cunt.
He gazes into my eyes, full of wonder and love and hunger. "Last chance to back out."
Instead of verbally responding, I just wrap my legs around his waist and pull him inside.
His gasp practically liquifies my insides. He doesn't move at first, resting his forehead against mine as he tries to even out his breath.
Then, he slowly draws out before gently pushing back in.
His thrusts start slow and steady, pulling out just a bit before easing back in. Getting us adjusted to the feeling of the other.
"Mmph~ I love you."
He exhales and averts his eyes with a sheepish flush. "...I— I love you too. Somehow."
Before I can respond, he moves incrementally faster and plants his head into the crook of my neck with a soft, restrained whimper.
My pussy clenches around his cock, sending a quiet moan tumbling out of him, despite his attempts to contain it.
My breath shudders. I tug his hair, and he meets my eyes with curiosity and mirth. "Don't hold back. Please. Let me hear you."
Hardly able to stop himself anyway, he moans louder as he speeds up drastically. His hips pound into mine at a mind-numbing pace. Skin slapping against skin.
Whines and whimpers and praises tumble out of my mouth. Each one eggs him on more and more.
"'S so good~." I'm too far gone to say more. That's all the encouragement he needs, though.
His hips pound into mine relentlessly. His mouth captures mine. Moans fill the steamy air, and our bodies tangle and entwine in every way possible.
My fingers run through his soft hair, tugging it at the base of his neck. His breath shakes as he exhales into my ear, sending a tremble through my body.
His teeth graze and nibble my earlobe and slowly work their way down to where my neck and shoulder meet.
Then he latches on. Bites and sucks that one sweet spot viciously. Deliciously.
His thrusts are rhythmic. Desperate. Hungry.
One hand roams my body while the other grabs my wrists and pins them above my head. His cock repeatedly abuses my G-spot, sending flutters to my heart and even more arousal to my cunt. That internal knot starts building again and gaining pressure.
He speeds up even more. Going harder and faster. Pure ecstasy fills my body, mind, and soul as we become one.
That knot in my stomach turns into a tight coil, ready to snap at any minute.
He moans my name as my cunt clenches around his cock. "F-fuck, (Y/n). Fuck, you're amazing. I love you."
His lower stomach brushes against my clit with every powerful thrust, sending sparks through my nerves.
Then, as suddenly as he went in, he pulls out.
I look at him questioningly, and he looks back with devilish eyes and a scheming grin.
Before I can process what's happening, he's already pushed my legs up by my head and draped my knees over his shoulders.
Then he plunges back into me.
This new angle allows him to thrust even deeper within me. Even harder and faster and better.
God, so much better.
We moan in tandem as he keeps relentlessly pounding into my leaking cunt. He leans in and captures my mouth with his.
Our teeth accidentally bump again, but it's forgotten as our tongues meet once more.
That coil within me grows even tighter now. Every brush against my clit sends deliciously hot electricity through me. Every thrust into my G-spot brings me closer and closer to my climax.
I desperately pull him flush against me. Our slick skins slide against each other, lightning coursing through our veins. "I'm close~! Just like that~! Don't stop!"
"Fuck, (Y/n)," Wanderer moans into my ear. "I love—ah—I love you."
That declaration breaks the dam.
I bite my lip and whine even louder than before as my high reaches its peak. White-hot pleasure courses through my veins as my thighs tremble and squeeze around Wanderer's head. A thick white cream oozes from my hole and coats his cock.
And he doesn't stop. His hips keep slamming against mine, getting more and more sloppy and desperate as he chases his own high and helps me ride out mine.
Just as my orgasm finishes, his starts.
"(Y/n), I'm gonna—~ Can I—~ Fuck~"
I answer Wanderer by yanking his head down and crushing my lips into his, eliciting a loud whimper as he reaches his climax, letting his cock spurt his warm cum inside me.
And he keeps going, though significantly slower now. He eases in and out of me, as if trying to keep his cum inside my reddened cunt.
I manage to maneuver my legs so they're on either side of his hips now. I squeeze my thighs around him and pull him closer, caging him between my legs.
He cocks an eyebrow. "What?"
"Nothing." I grin. "Just wanted you closer. Cuddles?"
His hips come to a reluctant stop. "I don't— Ugh, fine."
"...Do you not want to cuddle?"
"It's not that. It's... Never mind. It's not important." He shakes his head and pulls out. His cum starts slowly leaking out of me, but I don't mind.
Wanderer lies down beside me, and I'm quick to bury my face into the crook of his neck and wrap my arms around his waist with a giant, goofy grin. His brows furrow in confusion. "What're you so happy about?"
"You, obviously." I roll my eyes with a chuckle. He sighs, as if exasperated, but his features show only admiration.
"...What about me?"
"Everything." Wanderer merely raises his eyebrows, as if waiting for me to continue. I don't.
Several minutes pass. "... We should probably get cleaned up."
"Not yet. You're comfy." I sleepily mumble and snuggle further into his arms for emphasis.
"And cum is getting everywhere. You do realize how much of a pain it is to clean up, don't you?"
I groan and playfully thwack his shoulder. "I knowww, but just a little longer. Promise. I just want you to hold me a little bit longer."
Meeting my doe eyes, he relents with an adorable, tiny smile. "Alright. Just a little longer."
So am I the only one that thinks it's more likely that Kris had/has a crush on Noelle than on Susie?
Because a lot of Krusie interactions that people point at as evidence can be interpreted both romantically and platonically, including the hot spring scene. Whereas Kriselle interactions are very in the "friends" in quotations but still very obviously care about each other territory.
Ever since I replayed chapter 4 to prepare for chapter 5, I got the impression that Kris and Noelle had some kind of childhood feelings/interest in one another that never really got resolved with the DessAppearance making it impossible to do so. I also wouldn't be surprised if it was forced upon them in some way by Carol. The way Noelle talks about her ride with Kris on the ferris wheel to Susie feels like she's cutting things out or changing things as to not throw off Susie. Like when Susie asks her how she felt back then, Noelle drops her head in something close to sadness or shame before jolting back up saying she doesn't remember. Either she really doesn't or there's something she doesn't want to tell Susie. Oh and let's not forget that Kris is listening to this from the closet. When Noelle brings up the ferris wheel you can see Kris blush which the only other time they do during the scene is when Susie brings up their flirting skills which is very obviously a gag.
The hints are both before and after this chapter: like how Noelle questions their friendship and subsequent relationship when you say that they're friends to one of the Addisons; at the beginning of chapter 5 Kris picks up a photo book of past festivals, flipping through it and stopping specifically at a photo of them and Noelle before closing the book. During the festival you get two flashbacks to their childhood, one from Noelle and one from Kris: the Noelle one is triggered if you vote her and Kris for Festival King and Queen where she reminisces about asking Kris to put their names into it when they could barely spell them and then being genuinely upset when Dessriel won instead. The Kris one is when you put Suselle on the ferris wheel and then choose the "think about something else" option, where Kris thinks about Dessriel riding the wheel and them trying to throw a dirt clod at Dess in the window (lol) only for Toriel to pull their ear for it. There's some ear pulling shenanigans between the parents with the flashback ending in Noelle holding Kris's ear in confusion (but also maybe comfort?) This flashback is interesting to me because I'm pretty sure it's the first time we get a peak into Kris's past directly from them, practically unprompted, instead of an NPC. And it is unprompted because when given the command to think about something else, Kris turns to their relationship and bond with Noelle. They could have thought about something silly or about Susie, but no it's Noelle.
The weird route is obviously apart of this conversation but since this post is already long enough and I still want to talk about Krusie I'm just gonna summarize it. In this route you exploit both Kris and Noelle's darkest thoughts into their worst extremes. And yet, this path also has the most romantic implications between the two no matter how twisted. Almost like a romantic relationship between Kris and Noelle is also something they'd rather not think about that much, even if the thought is there.
All of this kind of reframes the Krusie scene for me. Kris mumbling the "you and Noelle will work out" command makes sense even beyond shipping cause it could be Kris's abandonment issues and emotional repression kicking in. Emotional repression is the key here, because Kris staring at Susie in a "are you fr right now" way when she asks them if they prefer humans or monsters while knowing that they grew up surrounded by monsters, is more in character to me than a yearning stare. You even get a dialogue option saying "you're not stupid" afterwards. And as for the "you're cute when you're embarrassed" option that could just be Kris being a little shit. You get similar dialogue choices with Ralsei in the early chapters. And in this chapter we also learn that Kris doesn't really know how to show love to someone besides flirting. (You learn that by defeating Floradinn with love in order to open a door. The only act you have is flirting with them with Susie immediately questioning if they have to do that and Ralsei chiming in asking Kris if they know other ways of showing love. You can literally see Kris deflate with every statement so they just ask for the classic of Susie's Idea regardless if she actually has one.) So that dialogue option doesn't mean much especially when Kris doesn't even fully commit to it, they say it so fast that Susie can't figure out what they said. Honestly that entire scene feels like Susie asking Kris for something they're nowhere near the state to provide. Especially when we make them say things that could have worked better as thoughts.
Look I'm not trying to fully deny Krusie. I love their dynamic and while I prefer it platonically I can see the one-sided angst aspect of it. I just feel like Kriselle is hinted at more consistently even if I know it's not going to be even remotely canon. They just need to have an honest talk about their relationship and that would solve about half their problems.
I'm still kind of just thinking on the podcast humor. I sometimes wonder if the VAs of the show forget where the lines of satire and parody stop and turn into just being the thing they're making fun of?
I know all the VAs are extremely over worked and churn out content at an insane rate. It's their job and I hope they're paid well! It's just.. Is a job too. And with that I kind of hope to see more professionalism?
The podcast, from my understanding, is a more free form ad libbed segment to be a bit out of character and just add more lore and let the VAs relax and not have to follow a script, but it's because of that unscripted nature I feel like things that should not be said end up in the podcasts?
The Nexus fan bashing aside...I just think sometimes the humor leans into being extremely mean to marginalized groups???
Like in the gaming stuff, I've been listening to them at work! I've noticed things like there's just more insults hurled at the female gamers in the crossovers? I still can't get over how Clipsy popped into EAPs (yes I'm still a month behind in EAPs) and Eclipse immediately called her the C**t and B***h. Even referred to femme world as the bimbo dimension.
So the thing is Eclipse is a grown character and he's rather mean, real rough character, but then we saw in the same episode Charlie blew up because she was stressed and didn't like seeing a possible new friend be demeaned. Etc etc I didn't like it
But I've noticed other characters are doing that now too in the others shows. In the femme show, there was an episode where a character's entire purpose was to just sexually harass the animatronics and then one of the new main characters just screamed at them to leave over and over again. It's just not clever? It depicts this bad behavior but there's no real purpose to it. It actually kind of teaches it's ok to be like that because at least it's funny?
It's like.. Is misogyny actually that funny?? Does it genuinely get more views? It's sexually harassing a female character on screen really that worth it?
I feel like a lot of the things they do are for the sake of the bit. The writers of these channels funny bones have always been too mean spirited for my tastes.
I sometimes worry about how kids are. They hear something to them that sounds or seems funny and imitate it. Even if the show is ultimately kind of not really saying it's wrong I can absolutely see kids emulating this behavior. It's why most kids content IS heavily sanitized.
Do I think they made the Nexus fans are sick joke because there genuinely meant it? No. I think they left it in because it seems funny and it will stir the pot or something like that. It's the same with insulting Sun fans. It's like, Sun is a great character of course he has fans (ME I'm that fan) do they stop to think of the type of character Sun is?
He's an underdog. The sort of morally right character. He's the most rootable character in the show next to like Solar and Terra. Of course he's got fans.
He's someone we want to see win.
But he's also kind, gentle, sensitive, a pushover, anxious, and many other vulnerable things so yeah a lot of the humor is about how Sun is gay, he's a femboy, let's just make him uncomfortable.
Sun only bullied Moon over one thing, jokingly calling him bald and it became like every characters mission to take an actually innocent gag and turn it around on Sun.
It's like, they really try so hard to funny and say inflammatory stuff because it's ironic funny to be kind of mean that means the kids will relate kind of mind set.
Which is exactly what's happening. A bunch of very impressionably young minded individuals are looking at these shows and other ones on YouTube or whatever and with their developing minds and social skills see these bad behaviors and don't understand it's meant to be a really bad joke. So yeah I'm worried there's going to be a lot of harassment. The VAs said Nexus fans are cringe so I'm going to prove how cringe they are by genuinely being a terrible human being because it's funny!
I also can't get over the current setting in Tsams... Sun, Moon, Solar, and Monty are all complacent in how they treat their animatronics. Casually threatening to weld someone's mouth shut, even if they're saying terrible stuff, is not funny. Threats of dismantling aren't funny. Looking at being just as sentient as yourself and saying they're ugly and you want to turn them off forever isn't funny.
I saw someone point out it's like slavery and yeah .. They own these sentient beings and expect them to just work for them and don't treat them with any common decency. There's no pay. Even fazbear canonly paid Sun and Moon. They even put Lunar and Terra on their payroll...
Sun, Moon, and especially Monty all know exactly how it feels to be in the shoes of these animatronics. I'm just chalking this up to learned behavior. This is how their bosses treated them... But still. A little disappointing. Aren't they supposed to be role models?
Like...I just expect better from the writing and VAs. The unscripted stuff really needs some form of filtering. Because they place a lot of trust in the fandom to not go and make a mountain out of a molehill.
I still grieve at the loss of Kat's writing. 😔
And before someone goes "it's a kids show it's not that deep"
the tsbs continuity as a whole has subjects that should not be lightly presented to kids. We have peer pressure, alcohol drinking, sexual content, sexism, misogyny, accurate depictions of minorities being marginalized, literal racism, stalking, hate crimes, depictions of domestic violence, sexual violence, crass language, PTSD, mental illness, real crimes, police violence, body horror, the loss of autonomy and agency, lobotomy, mind control, terrorism, slavery , implied r**e, murder, child murder, mass murder, mass genocide, crimes against humanity, and like... More things I'm probably forgetting.
So yeah....I wish they'd just filter stuff better...