#it's milk

[lomitowithtea]

Apv offers you a glass of fresh blueberry milk!🫐🥛

[crop-hopper]

[iseutz]

Legally Singerdinger

[kdinjenzen]

The reason homestuck trolls cum in buckets and send it off is because all genetic material is sent to the mother grub to reproduce. She lays all the eggs which are then taken and placed in special brooding caves and once the grubs hatch it’s a free for all kill or be killed spree till a random animal finds them and either adopts them(becoming a lusus) or eats them.

Like, I get this. I understand the societal implications of the CUM BUCKET.

I'm just... a bucket?

Not like... anything based on what we use for medical specimen collecting... or like... "some unique new alien collection thing" ....

Just... ... this...

[piracytheorist]

Can we just

appreciate the farmer’s tan?

AND HOW FUCKING PALE HE ACTUALLY IS

[madmadmilk]

idk why but every time i see ur url i read madmadmalik shsksbkdnf

[crop-hopper]