#it'struethough

[yourlocalstarwarsfan]

Someone had to do this

[promptsfromtheaether]

Prompt #61

Human security is the love child of Canada and Norway.

[soft-bby]

Truth

You are lying if you say you are a vegan who has never been stuck with ordering chips in a restaurant because it’s the only vegan option on the menu

[hallelujahchips]

Explain.

I die a bit inside when I see the word “explain” on a math test.

[foreverfightingfibro]

I'm to the point of pain and exhaustion where I'm just really angry all the.

[taking--flightx]

Parents on a Saturday morning: kids, the two of us are going out for dinner tonight. you guys are on your own.

Me: k cool whatever, bring me the leftovers. *disappears downstairs*

*comes back upstairs at 9pm*

Me: uhm...what are y'all still doing here?

Parents: oh, is it that time already? we've wasted away the whole day! i guess we're not going out then

Parents in the middle of the week: gosh, you guys, we never have time just to spend with each other.  please stop being so needy and taking up all of our time so we can go out every once in a while.

[shannonlikescoffee]

Sometimes I want someone in my life who understands what I mean when I say "On a scale from one to Mary McDonnell... how does my hair look today?" ;-)

[itsallaglorioustory]

At chick fil a:

My sister: I want more food but I don't know what to get.

Me: chicken...well you can't get a burger.

My best friend: their burgers would taste really good.