#itlw-mailbox

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

I know people have mentioned the mailboxes a lot but like one specific ship has me feral so shout out Olicule/Chaos Quadrant their very silly and need couples therapy SO badly

( @itlw-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @docs-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox )

@itlw-mailbox + @rendogs-mailbox + @docs-mailbox + @orionsound-mailbox !!!

[pearls-mailbox]

Peeearrrlll… I’m sorry for showing you Tilly’s ashes, again.

[It seems as an apology gift there is some bread, badly shaped into a dog.]

I need a very, very small favour off of you, please?

- @itlw-mailbox

...Thank you for the apology.

What do you want?

[pearls-mailbox]

[I am sorry in advance, there is lore reason I promise.]

[There is a shulker in your mail box, when you open it, you find what looks to be gunpowder, upon further investigation you find a piece of paper, on it reads]

Tilly’s ashes

[It does not take a genius to figure out who done this.]

- @itlw-mailbox

The nerve! Tilly is fine, anyway, no thanks to you!

Martyn, I can and will come over there and personally dismantle your mailbox if I have to.

[pearls-mailbox]

[There’s a pile of ‘ashes’ in your mailbox, although just by smelling it you can tell it’s gunpowder. There is no note needed, for there is only one man may be responsible for this.]

@itlw-mailbox

[Pearl sends back two shulkers. The first contains a single block of TNT hooked up to an observer, so it explodes the moment he opens it. The second contains a note:]

Next time I add more.

- Pearl