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SBAGHIOLIAMO!! #itopiballano https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck1ajdWKQg-N5Pf_02ULtdkilnUABQjPtQlZQg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly stipend of $2,000. The second option is ten minutes on the moon. Which option do you select?

$2,000 IN EUROPE OMFG CALL ME SHALLOW BUT IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!

these were entertaining liz, thanks xD

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Defying expectation, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture the Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the president announces he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week.You're the front page editor of The NY Times: What do you play as the top line?

well first this warrants a reaction pic because damn:

answer: Loch Ness because I don't give a fuck about the president and I like Nessie better than Sasquatch. :D I like aquatic animals okay

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'Cause you fence :3

Seems pretty legit <3

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