Jun 26, 2019
Me, seeing lightning flash across the sky: psh what are you talking about that's a car driving by and those are the headlights
Me, hearing thunder boom and rattle the windows: that's not thunder that's my sister jumping from her bed onto the floor really hard
Me, literally seeing the rain pouring down: no way it's raining, that's just leftover dew falling from the trees
#its not raining because i cant see it#what me come up with denial after denial each less plausible than the last#ones that i have used before include but are not limited to#its trains#its heat lightning#its misting/fog#its a trick of the light#its construction#im imagining things#etc#even just flat out#rain#storms#thunder#lightning#tw rain#tw storms#tw thunder#tw lightning
