#itsajobnotamentalsickness

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U seem like the type of man to go “I’m not gay (lie) but 20 bucks is 20 bucks”

I am not. But, I mean twenty dollars is twenty dollars and I could a lot of candy rope.

[scrunckled-idiot]

gleepgnorp fanart for @itsajobnotamentalsickness

i am very proud of it :)

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

tbh i want to put you in a blender affectionately ngl

What the bloody hell does that mean. Fuck what!?

You can't put someone inside of a blender affectionately.

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

If there is a boykisser, there will be boypisser, and that is you.

This made me wake up in a cold sweat and scared Gleepgnorp.

What the fucking hell does this mean.

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

IT IS I MERA- iii mean uhh, this is a stranger! on tumblr!

YOU ARE A GIANT FOR 7 ASKS! (60ft)

FAREWELL!

-a tumblr anon and not merasmus

Wha

HUH?

WHAT!!!

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[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

*a box that is addressed to sniper. upon opening it, there is a baby-sized alien inside, with a little sticky note on its big ol' green forehead that reads: "this is gleepgnorp, pls take care uf him". it is the most pathetic and sad wet cat thing to ever lay eyes apon*

Blimey... Hello little bud, let me put you inside. All dry now aren't ya.

gleepgnorp...

I cant believe I have an actual alien.

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

Heard you weren't invited to soldier's wedding since you creep people out.

Who said that??

I don't think I creep anyone out.

Do I?

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

"How are you getting so many photos of me!?"