Apr 22, 2019
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“Ooof, I think I hit my head so hard I’m seeing Spider Ham.”
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@itsspiderham reblogged your post “like or reblog for a starter.”
“Ooof, I think I hit my head so hard I’m seeing Spider Ham.”
“That’s nothing, you big baby.” (@itsspiderham)
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A huff left Noir as he swatted Porker out of his personal space. "Sure it ain't. Still hurts, though." A knife had caught his shoulder when in a fight, but thankfully, due to his multiple layers, the cut hadn't been deep. It had grazed his grey skin just enough to make it bleed. "I think the skin around it is gonna bruise, which explains why it hurts so much. Should be gone pretty soon, though. Enhanced healing and all," he said with a small wave of his arm.
The only blue life that matters is Osmosis Jones' - (@itsspiderham)
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“Finally, some app-re-ci-ation! But hey, let’s be real, man; ALL lives matter.”
@itsspiderham is jonesin’ for Osmosis!
“....A talkin’ pig? A’ight, dis is straight-up weird.”
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⭐️- Stargazing
Stars were such an odd thing. Noir had never spent much time looking at them in his own world, since they were just another blotch of white in his black and white world.
The stars were one of the first things he noticed in Miles' universe, once night had fallen. They were so bright, and so beautiful.
The black and white detective shifted into a more comfortable position as he sat on top of Aunt May's roof. His trench coat fluttered behind him as the wind picked up, but Noir didn't seem to mind all that much. Eventually, his Spider Sense went off, alerting him that either Peni or Ham had followed him up. Before he turned to look, he wondered, monetarily, if any other Spider-people had fallen into this universe.
"Porker," Noir hummed, tipping the brim of his hat to the pig. "Wonderful night, ain't it?"
"eh, what's up doc?" (@itsspiderham)
“Well, aren’t you a cute little Spider~ and I’m sure you’d be fascinating to study, too. Plus, when I’m done, I’m sure I could find a nice place on the wall to mount what's left of you~”