#itteru kaba

[jellymiens]

cutawayforcoins replied to your post:cutawayforcoins replied to your post: does anyone...

… …. …. never knew what i could find, what the comb when a realize, all the one with the compromise, yeah im scared that a disappear, running around before a comb those years

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IIII KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT, POSSIPLES IT TO SEE, AMONFO BILITY

*slams hands on the table* YOU'VE GOT IT THAT'S IT BY GEORGE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT

[jellymiens]

elevamy replied to your post:if any of y’all own a physical copy of the new...

its on their youtube as well as the digital and physical so im guessing its on purpose but idek why

postmodernism is so deeply ingrained within me that i can't accept it as an accident

that apostrophe must have some strange artistic meaning. it must be part of the whole experience

[jellymiens]

if any of y'all own a physical copy of the new fall out boy album

is there SUPPOSED to be an apostrophe in "twin skeleton's" because that's how it shows up on itunes and that doesn't make any sense but on the other hand fall out boy song titles making sense,

[jellymiens]

there was also a fire drill on one of my deliveries and it scared the piss out of me and kept blaring in my ears at an uncomfortably excessive volume

[jellymiens]

i'm so glad i have such a distinctive keychain because today i left my car keys at one of my four delivery sites in an office complex and i was able to waltz up to reception desks and go "hey have you seen a car key with a big colorful skull-shaped rubbery keychain that says "foster the people" on it" like they immediately know if they've seen that

[jellymiens]

today i was at a slider place in the montrose minding my own goddamn business and these two middle-aged ladies came up to me and asked me, "excuse me, do you know where the really high-end shops around here are? not the resale shops, the nice, high-end ones. i know they're in the gay community, but we can't seem to find them."

i stared into my slider for a moment processing what they said and repeated back to them, "the gay community, huh..." in hopes that they would realize how awful that sounded but i don't think they picked up on it so i just told them i didn't know

thinking back on it i should have sent them off somewhere weird because. "the gay community"????? jesus christ

[jellymiens]

so i tried to get tickets to fall out boy's performance at the rodeo and i waited in the virtual waiting room for an hour and had sideline tickets so i was like cool, i can deal w/that

and then it froze on me before i could get to payment and told me to log in after i logged in so i had to forfeit them and get back in line

and after waiting ANOTHER hour the best remaining option was an upper level seat like. great. i woke my ass up and waited two hours to sit in the damn nosebleeds bc the whole page decided to freeze on me

i hate dealing w/seated tickets. this is why i always get standing room. can't lose my place in line due to faulty tech when i've been physically standing here for five hours now can i

[jellymiens]

namelessshameless replied to your post:namelessshameless replied to your...

I had my first date at the rodeo when I was 14 and it was awkward and he was terrible so I can never go there again ayy lmao

my rodeo memories consist of:

we went there on a field trip in the third grade and they didn't feed us all day but after the show they gave us all entire boxes of rice krispies and i ate half the box between the exit and the bus

last year i went to the carnival w/a couple of my friends and we went on a roller coaster i have since dubbed the Poor Decision because going on it was a poor decision 

our heads were so close to the ground

it was frightening

but nothing's straight up ruined it for me yet so i'm willing to give a concert a shot