god itv coldwater is such a good show its so ridiculous. andy linclon playing the human equivalent of a wet wipe. ewen bremner playing a religious serial killer who falls in love with him immediately and tries to get him into murder as a bonding activity, even though he's married to a hot vicar who knows about the murder but thinks its OK because he only kills men and she's all 'I can fix him 😇'. indira varma is the most beautiful woman in the world and her husband refuses to have sex with her because hes jealous of her cookbook and hes in love with evil ewen bremner. the phrase 'i don't remember Jeffery dahmer in the bible' is used in the first 15 minutes. evil ewen bremner kills Andy linclon's cat as a romantic gesture. 'Why didn't you bury the body?' 'I had to be back for bible group 🥺' incredible television.
