AMMMMMEERRRICCAAAA.... FUCK NO!
Before working in customer service completely devoured my soul and self respect; I wanted to be a flight attendant. The thought of traveling the world as a career choice was perfect for a wanderlust with nothing holding her to this island filled with drug overdosing, self entitled, horrific drivers. Tonight, I learned that I can surpass my dreams without the proper qualifications. So fuck being a flight attendant. Fuck getting harassed by rude travelers thousands of feet in the air. Fuck babies throwing up on me... and all the other "perks" that come with the customer service industry... I'm passing go, collecting my 200 bucks... and I'm going to be a fucking pilot. ... because if a reality TV star can become president without the proper credentials... I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to do too, right?








