#ivvlog

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best minecraft update since ever i think actually

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for some reason Nahui Ollin, a random mythological article, has been getting a massive amount of page views and nobody knows why. ongoing internet mystery

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held a firefly and it threw up on my hand. what a gift

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I think reddit chefs need to be beaten with bats

i ask a simple question . "how do I measure oil temperature in a skillet?"

answers:

"drop bread in it and if it takes 3 minutes to brown, its ready."

"you can tell the temperature using drops of water."

"listen. if it sounds like rain, it's ready."

"i just put food in cold and let it get up to temperature."

"You don't need to use oil. You can fry with salt."

"Well, if youre using a poisoned anti-stick pan, you can't measure oil temperature actually, because"

"you can use a candy thermometer but not for shallow frying so idk"

"You can guess the temperature bu looking at the smoke if it's old oil.

"use a wooden spoon in the oil and if it sizzles its ready"

HOW DO I MEASURE THE TEMPERATURE OF OILLLLL???? "Heat oil in skillet to 395°." HOW DO I FIND 395° WITH A WOODEN SPOON, BETTY? HOW? im going to burn my pork chops again if they fry at 475°, Betty. I can't tell 475° from 300° oil, Betty.

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youtube randomly recommends brainrot shit right. an hour ago I found a stream of someone manually wiggling 3 boiled eggs around and making "uuawwh hhuaah" noises. went back an hour later and they were still doing it and someone had just donated $100 to the egg wiggler

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so subnautica 2 got rugpulled like a shitcoin. in completely unrelated news, subnautica 1 comes out on mobile on the 7th. surely nothing bad will happen!

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I found a 1994 long john silvers coupon in a book and I put it inside my folding phone. didn't really think about it. and it CUT the screen. the 30+ year old coupon made of newspaper put a tactile gash into my phone screen . it took 30 minutes for this damage to occur. thanks long John.