Some back and forth messages with Crash.
Usually I won't post "private" messages with other ponies, but these...these were interesting.
Ivy: Be honest. Do you really think you're going to "rule Equestria"?
Crash: *goes to say something but stops self to not look stupid* you know i thought over that at some time and you know what *smiles* i lost the idea a long very long time ago, so no, not really in fact i will fix my info so it doesnt say that BUT i am a king in a differnt land
Ivy: Wow. Positive attitude growth. I genuinely did not expect that from you. Congratulations, Crash. You've managed to earn a bit more respect from me.
Crash: well i been learning to keep my anger down a tiny bit, and thanks for saying i earn resspect from you, knowing a mare like you respect must be hard to come by, *bows*
Ivy: You've got no reason to bow to me. Get up. You're a king, aren't you?
Crash: *chuckles* yep i am *gets up, and nods* OH and before i leave *turns around* for some reason some assiassns that were after me seemed to stop, i think when you showed up they knew to back down, i am a king of power and loyel, i know ms. celestia is more powerful than me *looks over my sholder* but who says i ned to like her
Ivy: I try my best not to like anypony at all, at least not too much. It's just going to lead to inevitable heartbreak later on when they turn into massive douchebags and crap out on you.
Crash: douchebags huh. well im not the douchebag type im more of the, lets see, im more of the if pissed off you better run type but im hardly pissed but i get annoyed easy though, and if you dont want to be friends thats ok,
Ivy: That's putting it rather negatively. It's not that I don't want to be friends with you, it's that I don't trust myself to. Getting friendly with someone in my line of work almost never ends well.
~Later, Crash had posted a post on his blog about some friends of his who were now gone.
Ivy: This is what I was talking about earlier. Why I try not to make too many friends. Because one day you're all happy, and the next day they're all dead.
Crash: I see now *sighs* but there is one thing that keeps me looking up and not down *pats my chest* in my heart, there they will always be there dead or not they are aways with me *goes to put my hoof on your chest but stops not wanting a broken leg* and in your heart you have loved ones or friends in there
Ivy: Yeah, there used to be a guy. But he's long gone. HE left ME, understand? There's nopony in there.
Crash: don’t you have a mom. dad…UNCLE????
Ivy: ....I don't have much memory of my parents. The agency takes you at a very, very young age.
Crash: the heck! was there a reason, you know what fuck it i do not want to be assissnated or have you killed for talking to much
Ivy: Hah! Don't worry about it, it doesn't work like that. They're not that hostile. We're trying to STOP ponies from getting killed, remember? Anyway, I thought the reason was obvious. It's so we DON'T have emotional ties. Stuff like that can be distracting to a mission. And in my experience, as I've told you multiple times, it always, always leads to trouble.
Crash: *sighs* well then seeing that you can or if you want, why did they take you away at that young, were they picking ponies and you’re name just randomly popped up
Ivy: Aaaand you just moved into classified territory. Sorry, Crash, but I can't really tell you why I was chosen. There was a reason though, okay? It wasn't random.
Crash: damn…ok knowing you i wont be able to get it out of you *sighs* anyways i dont let feelings get me down i just look up to the future anyways *looks at you* can you get out of that agency or no
Ivy: ...Excuse me? Perhaps you've forgotten. They've broken my horn, cut my ears and nose. I could have left a long time ago. But I didn't, because our goal is very, very important. They need me. They need everypony they can get.
Crash: hmm *raises eye brow* odd, my very agency has a goal too…and this goal cou errrr crap i said too much, lets say this is a big goal that will bring…some very new members to our kingdom and agency thats all *turns aound* now if you excuse me i think i got s meeting to get to *starts to walk off*
Ivy: Okay. I'll. I'll see you later, I guess.