#izutobi

[dagnyart]

! I OOC both of them, but still A couple meme, I'm new to this, so I don't know if it's already exist 🤣.

[thekotya]

[stygian-blu]

Izuna is all legs and packs a mean kick

[afvror]

[spookysshadow]

TobiIzu AU where Tobirama at a very young age senses a nice, warm but sparky chakra from over the river and rushes to tell his parents that he’s found his soulmate. Both of them pat him on the head and ignore it, thinking it’s child fancy.

But not for Tobirama, he’s serious - he’s planned the wedding, he knows what the food will be : grilled fish and blueberries for desert (he’s like 4, that’s all he eats) and what his monstuki will look like and what his wife’s shiromuku will look like and his Anija will be there and Kawa and Ita and none of the elders just he doesn’t like them.

And then he grows up and meets Izuna at the River and groans in annoyance once he realizes who it is. Now all his careful planning is for naught.

Or is it?

Preteen Tobirama looks over his meticulous plan and decides it really would be a waste if he threw it out. Maybe he can just tweak it? Obviously the Uchiha would demand he marry in, the shiromuku needs to be readjusted to encompass his height and body mass. And Izuna would need to hem his Monstuki, since the dimensions were based on Tobiramas projections of his adult size (he figures he’ll be tall like his papa) and what do Uchiha eat? Hopefully grilled fish and blueberries. Oh, and now he has to figure out how to get a ceasefire - cue preteen eye roll - his future husband better be grateful.

The next few years includes Tobirama trying all sorts of stuff to find out Izuna’s interests and more about his future husbands clan while also trying to come up with an idea of a ceasefire. Just imagine:

Tobirama, after slicing a large hole in Izuna sleeve: Are you thinking of a spring or Autumn wedding? I’m partial to Spring, but I am willing to hear your argument for another season.

Izuna, flabbergasted: …what?

Later

Tobirama: Do you have a favorite dish? I’ve come to understand that a wedding reception needs more than grilled fish and blueberries.

Izuna: I hate blueberries

Tobirama, missing a step and almost losing his head at Izuna’s swing: A point against you, but that means more for me. What foul things do you enjoy?

Izuna: Inarizushi and plums

Tobirama scrunching his nose: I suppose I’ll have to compromise

Even more later

Izuna, after successful fireball to the face: The reception needs a fire show portion. We do that at every wedding - do the Senju have anything specific for the reception?

Tobirama, remembering his mothers horrid weddings stories involving the elders and speeches: nope, none I can think of

Eventually Izuna is strutting home, still smoking from the battle and just asks: Father, can I marry a man?

Tajima, knowing he’s won a bet: Will he marry in?

Izuna: Yes

Tajima: Sure, why not. Madara can produce heirs

Now Izuna, who refuses to allow Tobirama to one up him in this, decides to research everything a good husband should be and what they’ll need for the wedding all the while Madara and Hikaku are staring at him like: he knows we’re at war right? Like I killed his future brides weird uncle the other day…

Izuna does not care. All he knows is that he’s behind courting but all the info he has does not fit Tobirama at all: Flowers? Clothes? Love letters? Gifts? He goes to his dad again.

Izuna: what do I get a man I like?

Tajima, looking at his 13yo: depends. How old is this man?

Izuna: idk 12 or 11

Tajima, hand on his heart: right. Well, what are his interests?

Izuna: swords and water stuff. And blueberries

Tajima: I see - well, why not get him some blueberries? Or a book about swords? Work with his interests instead of following lists.

Izuna: okay

Later, on a battlefield:

Izuna, with a bouquet of deadly nightshade: here, for you

Tobirama, catching it: did you…bring me flowers?

Izuna: duh, what kind of husband would I be.

Tobirama, realizing a whole new battlefield: I see. Well played, well played

Another day:

Tobirama, catching a scroll in his hands and avoiding a blade: what’s this?

Izuna, trying to aim for his throat: I found a scroll for old water torture methods from Kiri

Tobirama, appalled by the warm feeling in his chest: I see, how thoughtful

Another, other day:

Izuna, throwing an ornate dagger at his future bride: do you like it? I made it just for you!

Tobirama, looking down at the intricate dragon carved in obsidian and metal: are you opposed to getting married now?

Izuna: yes, I want a party for our reception, hard to do that on a battlefield

Tobirama: I see, very well, I’ll continue planning

Fast forward a few years and Tobirama develops the Hiraishin and figures scaring both his and his soon to be husbands brother into peace is a wonderful and sound idea.

Tobirama: do you mind if I severely injury you?

Izuna, dodging three water dragons: I would be offended if you didn’t

Cue Hiraishin and the Uchiha leaving the battlefield with Izuna as he bleeds out, having refused Hashirama’s help. Tobirama thinks it’s odd but then realizes it would look better if Tobirama healed him

At the Senju Compound:

Tobirama, packing his things and laughing softly to himself: my future anata is so clever sometimes

Hashirama, with early greys: no, no he’s not! You can’t waltz into the Uchiha compound after you stabbed him!

Tobirama, tilting his head to the side Iike a puppy: why not? I’m his wife

Hashirama: soon to be, sage what am I saying-

Tobirama: relax, we will have peace soon and then you can drink until you drop at my wedding

Later, at the Uchiha Compound:

Rando Uchiha #1: Madara-sama, there is um. Well the White Demon is at our door asking to be let in

Madara, also with early greys: why?

Rando Uchiha #2: he said he was here to heal his husband…

Madara, who has listened to Izuna rant about his future wedding and who’s recently been asking when Tobirama is going to arrive to fix him: sure, let him in

Tobirama walks in, gets lead to his fiancé’s room and proceeds to patch him up all while catching him up on the recent gossip he heard from the fishwives.

They get married in early autumn, so it’s still warm enough for Tobirama but cool enough for Izuna - they have their inarizushi and grilled fish, their plums and blueberries (and a bunch of other food because jfc guys for people who’ve been planning since they could toddle you’d think they’d expand the menu)

Hashirama cries because he’s happy about his brother getting married and peace. Madara cries because he falsely believes this whole thing is finally over and now the brothers will be normal. But he’ll learn

[backatitagainatichirakus]

Tobiizu fake relationship au in which they never actually agreed to start a fake relationship,

Izuna approached Tobirama and offered to let bygones be bygones aiming to get him to lower his guard and dispose of him/humiliate him/steal Senju secrets (or whatever he's bored) and Tobirama Knows it.

Tobirama: Izuna's goal every time we interact is to kill me. This is no different. But I can't reject him without jeopardizing our relationship with the Uchiha.

So they become "friends" and, after the second get together that Tobirama insisted took place on a VERY public location, Izuna realizes Tobirama is onto him. But he won't come clean, because that'll mean he'd lose, and he'd very much rather chew on his own eyeballs than concede a victory to Tobirama, so he goes full on Fake Bitch and tries to trick him into actually liking him.

Tobirama tries to avoid him afterwards because suddenly Izuna became more insufferable than usual but Hashirama is like noooo, you were making friends! Don't ghost your friend! Tobirama he might start thinking you hate him!

Tobirama does hate him, anija.

Madara thinks Izuna is in love with Tobirama because he suddenly got VERY intense about him, more than usual, and he's like no you can do so much better please. He goes to Hashirama and Hashi is fucking thrilled because they could unite their families, a marriage to settle our alliance. Let me ask Tobirama what he thinks about it.

And Tobirama thinks is a great fucking idea actually. There's no way Izuna will keep this up if there's marriage on the horizon.

He's wrong. Izuna DOES keep it up, and after he sees Tobirama's little smug smile thinking he played him, he gets so angry he starts laughing like a maniac. Sharingan activated and all. Once his deranged laugher dies down he smiles "oh I'm so happy, I'm the happiest man alive!"

Now they're engaged and both fucking panicking.

The thing is, Tobirama is a controlling little freak, so even if he DOESN'T want to do this, he takes control over wedding planning and becomes insufferable in turn, tracking Izuna down to berate him because he needs to do his part as well! This is a very sensitive political affair and it cannot go wrong and Izuna I'm a sensor I know you're inside that well, come out you're gonna dirty the water.

Izuna starts to believe he was successful in his plan and now Tobirama thinks Izuna is in love with him for real and that's the worst thing ever.

Tobirama starts to believe Izuna actually meant the initial friendship overtures but after Tobirama's constant avoidance he accepted the wedding to punish him and this might be Tobirama's fault actually.

They tell nobody about what's going on.

On the wedding day Izuna breaks and hisses "I poisoned the wine!" Which is a lie, and Tobirama knows it, and he slumps in relief because that means Izuna does not want to do this. Alas, Tobirama planned this wedding for weeks with little to no sleep and invited a lot of very important people. He's NOT letting Izuna ruin all his hard work, so he drinks anyway and says "no you didn't" Izuna's eye twitch and drinks as well and now they're married.

Tobirama invents divorce a week later but they still keep on being roommates because it'd be humiliating if the other got the house in the divorce. They keep playing the friend chicken game for years to come, and build a life around the other. Izuna because eventually he starts to like Tobirama and decided to be merciful and never tell him about how this started so he could... He doesn't even remember what, kill him? Expose his fake ass? Unimportant (he still thinks Tobirama thinks Izuna meant to become friends at the beginning). Tobirama is like, I'm doing the world a favor by keeping him contained and also after so long Izuna's presence doesn't feel intrusive anymore and it's somewhat enjoyable (he likes him as well but he's never had a friend before)

Since Tobirama has no clue how normal friendships work, he follows Izuna's lead. Thing is, Izuna's naturally inclined to match anybody's freak so they actually end up following Tobirama's lead on it. And it gets. Weird.

Tobirama: hey if in tomorrow's mission you come across some enemies can you bring me a couple alive. I have a new idea I want to try

Izuna: no problem. Any specifics?

Tobirama: an earth affinity would be optimal. But if not, anything is fine.

Izuna: you got it.

Hashirama, Mito & Madara, who were having dinner with them:...

Izuna: hey when I die bring me back so I can kill whoever killed me.

Tobirama: if

Izuna: what

Tobirama: If you die. I'm about to reach a breakthrough on immortalily. You'll die when I let you.

Izuna is very touched.

Nobody even knows they're divorced.

[isora1012]

[pinyuo]

Au where Tobirama is narcoleptic and falls asleep literally whenever he isn't needed

Tobirama bursts out of his study, scribbling an almost illegible note (a stark contrast compared to his normally pretty neat handwriting) and passing it to the nearest person, immediately returning to his study. By the time the random ninja turns around Tobirama's head is already rested on his desk supported by his arms. Waking Tobirama up is comparable to an act of treason, and so the person just has to do whatever the paper says (whilst trying to decipher it) Shenanigans like this occur until the formation of the village, with Izuna surviving and Madara somehow not being lured to insanity via plant monster. Everything is fine except Tobirama appears from the shadow realm behind Izuna, scaring the living christ out of him and shoving a random paper into his hands. Tobirama's squinting and his jaw is clenched, signifying that he's very much about to kill someone—but his body language is so groggy and slow it's throwing Izuna off so bad.

Tobirama stalks off with Izuna following moments behind, mutter stuff like "what the fuck?" as he goes to open Tobi's study door only to find. The dude asleep??

This is how Izuna learns that narcolepsy exists, and that Tobirama has it