#j.2026.all

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people who act like they're fundamentally superior to smut enjoyers i will never like you. people who act like they're fundamentally superior to self insert enjoyers i will never like you. people who act like they're fundamentally superior to mary sue enjoyers i will never like you. people who act like they're fundamentally superior to enjoyers of any sort of self-indulgent harmless little fic i will never ever like you.

and when i make my potato pancakes. you won't get a single one.

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if every single ICE agent in the state of Minnesota dropped dead right now right this very second it would be for the best and i would celebrate

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you know inflation is bad bc i wanted to buy a box of frozen mini hot dogs inside little pretzel buns at safeway and then i found out it cost $20.99

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trying to hoe it up in the summer while being older fatter and more certain than ever that i don't want to be having casual sex is.....................going to be an interesting experiment and an exercise of my free will that at a minimum may yield some interesting tumblr posts!

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i'm really enjoying the very slight food blogging i've been doing so here's some more.

bob evans tube of breakfast sausage, smashed into tiny pieces in the pan and cooked far longer than necessary so it's sort of caramelized like the bottom of a burger on a grill, like sausage sprinkles

shell pasta tossed in the pan to get that sausage grease flavor, then tossed in a very light amount of rao's vodka sauce from the jar, mixed in with the sausage sprinkles. shredded parm

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i missed the february 2026 tumblr outage bc i was doing my tumblr assigned reading (desert hearts 1985 dir. donna deitch)

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im hopelessly drawn to a food place...shakshuka my beloved, soft egg in a croissant cup my beloved, potatoes my beloved !!!! the way it took actual restraint to not also just get additional bread products and pastry and iced coffee and more potato and egg sandwich and

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i thought i was doing so great getting climbing and food acquiring done this morning all before 10:30 and then i woke up from my nap groggy and dehydrated to fuck this heat is NO JOKE