#j.f

[finchian]

okay 👍

[vomitingstar]

hey nyall I found out that my crush was just trying to use me just for seks and didn’t actually love or even liked liked me 👊🏼😝

[finchian]

pearls of wisdom from my drafts bc I was getting too close to 400 in there

[finchian]

lowkey I think that people who want to be woke on sports twitter that badly should maybe get more normal about guys liking anal but what do I know

[finchian]

look if you'll allow me to be very shallow for a sec if it's true tate has dyed her hair blonder after like a 6 month relationship I'm sorry there's really no saving him that man is going to hell oml

[finchian]

sports car is kind of a masterpiece actually

[finchian]

listen. this is pretentious and annoying. but. walk with me. nolan patrick & cody glass in a something-like-rebecca fic. maybe I can experiment with this over the summer.

I don't really want to do an AU au, but something like cody coming to the devils instead of the penguins back in 2024 after nolan's retirement, still taking 19.

growing closer and closer to nico while being overcome with the feeling that he's being watched. he has splitting headaches and terrible nightmares. and every time he stays at nico's he keeps finding evidence of someone else being there before (not living there of course, but almost).

meanwhile around every corner is nico's unnerving and nasty guard dog (jack) who has something personal about cody intruding and undermines any opportunity he has to inch closer to getting an A.

god knows where it ends up, of course, the murder thing doesn't work, and the lack of the gender element frustrates me. maybe there could have been an accident? something involving a trade to the devils for nolan that fell through, forcing him to retire earlier? well. but I like parts of it anyway

[finchian]

perhaps some of you would like to know some of the things I factor into my understanding of ellen hughes come from the woman who introduced hockey to me. she was a mmm I'm going to say middle aged well off incredibly sucessful canadian lady whose lovely dogs I looked after last summer. I lived in her beautiful house, did the dishes, and listened to her talk about her very accomplished kids and her platonic devotion to mark carney. one time we were out for dinner and talking about being rich? and I said I liked nice watches and fancy cars (true-ish) and she said well yes that's because you're like me, you and I are basically men (?!) her wisdom for me on dating was to try postgraduates in the 28-30 range (19 at the time btw). I was a little in love with her and also terrified to let it slip that I'm bisexual in case she started asking me about it (her son is gay and she's an ALLY). she also told me you can get a yeast infection from eating unwashed plums, which I'm not sure about, she had a tree in the garden and I would spend days collecting ones that had fallen to tidy up the drive. I got so tan you can still see the sandal marks on my feet. anyway none of that is relevant really I just wanted to share it with you.