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@rxsentmenthomunculxs && @vamptechno
Threesome.
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever if they doesn’t kill Jack first.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Quickly.
How was their first kiss? - Hot like HOT.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Jack.
Who is the best man/men? - Pedrosa. He looks like a guy who likes parties.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - ???
Who did the most planning? - They all.
Who stressed the most? - Jack.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big [ Envy && Ahmose had to fight Jack for a ‘normal’ ceremony ]
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Ahmose’s family && Envy’s family. I see a pattern here.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Jack.
Who is the one to instigate things? - I would love to say that Jack but is 1 vs 2.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now.
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head.
How long do they normally last? - Depends on their mood.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2 perhaps.
How many children will they adopt? - ???
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jack’s warriors.
Who is the stricter parent? - ???
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Envy && Ahmose.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ahmose && Envy.
Who is the more loved parent? - They all. Although Jack bribe the children to be the most loved.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Ahmose && Envy && they drag Jack with them. Teachers are afraid.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jack.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - They all.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ahmose && Envy make Jack cook with them but mostly Jack’s warriors.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jack. To pester them.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jack’s warriors.
How often do they bake desserts? - All the time.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - They all.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Envy && Ahmose.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Jack. Is always Jack.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Jack’s warriors.
Who is really against chores? - Jack.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Jack’s warriors.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jack’s warriors.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Jack’s warriors.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jack’s warriors.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They all.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - ???
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They all do the Christmas decoration. Jack is dragged to *cough*
What are their goals for the relationship? - Be happy.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Envy && Ahmose.
Who plays the most pranks? - They all. Envy && Ahmose vs Jack.