#jackashery

[afro-elf]

come on, Hulk deserves love too, I'm certainly not brave enough to climb the jolly green giant, but if someone else had the guts I'd be in the back cheering them on like "god speed, you crazy bitch"

“had the guts” is a poor choice of words in this context 

[lenaoxton]

I think Efi will be the pilot behind a Doomfist robot, like a drone pilot.

im still holding out hope that doomfist will be the hero after efi and he’ll be a black man

[afro-elf]

top 5 sandwiches

1. sam, bucky, and steve

2. grilled cheese because i’m a sim 

3-5. anything with peanut butter

[afro-elf]

women slayers probably too busy slaying and getting shit done instead of throwing angst parties over being half vamp and lamenting about how hard it is to be a sweet ass dhampir

male slayer: i don’t even know if my vamp-parent loved me :(

female slayer: fifteenth kill of the night! score!

[afro-elf]

thanks to the Prince of Egypt Moses is the most bangable biblical figure of all time , hey how you doin I can't keep things civil

i expected nothing less from you

[afro-elf]

jackashery replied to your post “favorite things about gotg vol.2 (without spoiling it) - Baby Groot -...”

when drax lifted mantis above his head so she wouldn't be swallowed by the ground all I could hear was "I will always love you"

I WANTED TO CRY

[afro-elf]

for the lab partner/elevator/mcdonalds ask: Sam, Bucky, Thor

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: bucky

get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours: sam

they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds: thor. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE

[afro-elf]

jackashery replied to your post “i am a woman of color and while most of us understand why you answered...”

tf is going on in your inbox today

I WISH I KNEW