"Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video," Jack asked as he saw you laying in starfish position in your shared bed.
"Oh, hey Jack. I'm just trying to shift to my desired reality, but I'm having some trouble. Can you help me?" You ask sweetly.
Johnathan Films nods. "A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone," he says as he sits in a chair beside the bed, "the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*."
You smile, thinking about how your Jackie Wackie always knows exactly what to say.
"Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present," he starts, his voice low and sexy, "and that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask."
You envision yourself approaching your desired reality as he speaks to you. You see your desired reality partner come into view and you smile.
"Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up," he says gently, before punching ground beef. Your desired reality partner holds your hand.
"Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?”" he says, his voice beginning to fade as you feel yourself getting closer and closer to your desired reality.
"Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question," he adds. You sigh softly as you feel yourself drifting away to your desired reality.
"Thank you…" you whisper, and as you finally fully shift, the last words you hear him say are this:
"Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind."
