May 2, 2014
Text meme: [text] I feel like you're pretending I didn't bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a "comfy place to sit".
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[Text] And I didn’t call you to bail me out of jail last night, for you to come and nag at me today. [Text] Plus, my butt is really sensitive, I need to sit on comfy seats or it’ll start hurting. [Text] My butt is like a woman on her period with all her cramps.