#jame mod

[ghostfruits]

gritty reboot games are all well and good but im tired of playing as sad angry dads. wheres the game where i get to play as the mum. where’s the gritty cooking mama reboot where mama owns a failing restaurant business and has to make a pact with the devil to get it up and running again while fighting monsters on the side. ‘just like mama’ she says, giving a thumbs up at the camera as the corpse of a beast the size of a sky scraper lays in pieces in the background. then u go home and do a cute cooking minigame

[ghostfruits]

have you ever thought abt how kangaskhan has a clearly unnamed seperate pokemon in its pouch at all times and like. we know this  can grow up to be another kangaskhan or a cubone or w/e. but what is it right then. it's classified as a part of kanaskhan i guess. does that mean it's attached?? and it just keeps geting bigger and only detaches once it reaches kangaskhan? or does it just become  cubone if the mother dies and its forced to become its own seperate entity

[ghostfruits]

it s weird to think of ghostfruits mod existing in the physical realm

yeah normally i try to avoid existing in any kind of physical sense but sometimes i just gotta. it’s bad.

[ghostfruits]

hey guys. haven’t posted any friends for a while. this is babypie and papapie. they’ll both sit on my knee and eat delicious meat from my hand. papapie is kind of a jerk and will attack his baby, not like, maliciously, but in a ‘hey kid back off i eat first’ kind of way which causes babypie to go into the Submissive Loaf, as pictured

[ghostfruits]

big cats like lynx’s and lions and shit are a reminder of humanities sins and hubris, punishing us for showing us something so big and so soft with such beautiful big toe beans and yet we cannot and should not touch them. we are a flawed species and we deserve this 

[ghostfruits]

theres a graffiti in my brain that says "ghostfruits wuz here"

thanks i put it there myself, i know it’s bold of me to assume you sleep, anon, but trust me, i made it there when you sleep and when i was asleep in a brief window of time that crossed over and i used cheap spray paint i bought from the dollar store

[ghostfruits]

question for jame mod: have you been swooped yet

i was swooped once coming out of a house, but that was like, really far away from my home 

at my current residence, i feed several families meaning i don’t and likely will not get swooped in my immediate area, like, for a couple of blocks probably? magpies are very smart and remember faces, so if you’re chill to them and feed them and hang out with them they’ll remember you and be all ‘this person is cool, actually’ and you won’t get swooped

i know this for a fact because papapie, the local dominant magpie, is my best friend and hangs out with me, while the males are generally the ones that will swoop

there are also plenty of babies and mothers nesting at the moment, including papapie’s partner who he’ll take meat back to on occasion

anyway, lesson is: be chill and cool to magpies and they’ll be cool and chill to you

[ghostfruits]

hey it’s me, james, your pal and favourite ghost and/or fruit. i don’t like, have anything meaningful to contribute today but i wanted to let everyone know that mayonnaise is just sandwich liquid, one of a variety of sandwich liquids that are open to choose from, thanks for coming to my discussion topic please like and subscribe