Since it’s Ethan’s birthday, I made this monstrosity.
How I think Ethan Hawke characters would walk the spirit tunnel:

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Since it’s Ethan’s birthday, I made this monstrosity.
How I think Ethan Hawke characters would walk the spirit tunnel:
Sorry this is recorded on my laptop bc i literally cant find this film anywhere else but I need him so bad THE GRUNTING OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NSFW Alphabet List
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):
L = Location (favorite places to do the do):
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):
Just a little Ed thot I had 🤭
Smut below!
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Ethan Hawke as James Sandin The Purge [2013]
Hi hello I’m bored at work and decided to come out of my shell to talk about Ethan and characters taking care of you when sick because soft Ethan makes me wanna jump off a cliff.
I feel like Ernst Toller would be so doting and he would make you tea and soup and depending on the severity of your sickness he would stay by your side if you’re sleeping in bed. God he’d probably hold you a lot too. Ernst is, in my mind, actually so incredibly boyfriend shaped he’s the love of my life so I’d like to believe he would be super attentive. Constantly asking how are you and wanting to just make sure you’re getting better and trying to figure out the best ways to help you.
I think James Sandin would be like very over the top in a way? Kinda like he detects you’re getting sick and he goes out and buys a ton of teas and medicines and he’s trying to just inject you with every goodness known to mankind if it will make you feel better. He would constantly call or text while at work to see how you’re doing. I think he would probably also tease you about how cute you sound all stuffy and voice husky from a cold.
Sal Procida detects you’re sick and is like FUCK I GOTTA BUY A NEW HOUSE NOW. No but seriously that man is gonna do his best to make sure you get better soon and then you never get sick again to the point where it’s borderline annoying. Constant reminders to take meds and make sure you eat and rest and he’s gonna be nagging you about getting your flu shots and stuff and like “you wanna go see a doctor” and it’s like babe it’s just a common cold ugh I’m obsessed with him he probably tries to kiss you all of the time too because somehow that’ll make you feel better I mean it would work on me but alas he wouldn’t even care if he got sick just as long as you get better.
Anyways yeah I might think of some more but these are just some of my immediate thoughts on the matter😅🥺
I don't know what to add but I made this, cause it reflects my thoughts perfectly 😅
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Suddenly my dashboard shows me fanfics based on The Purge and found out Ethan Hawke was on the first.
My personal problem is most of those fics just use his character but not the purge scenario and I have a couple of ideas for that.
...while I owe about three-four more fics because yeah, brain said no rest just fun.