#jameson hoffman

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Charon and the 19 y/o boy failure he’s contractually obligated to protect but wants to kill with hammers for his whimsy

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Jam reference sheet !!! His main weapon is a power-fist that he ties and slings across his back when he isn’t using it … I didn’t feel like drawing allat tho because power-fists are STUPIDLY hard to draw so don’t expect to see it a whole lot </3

Little ramble about Jam’s SPECIAL stats below !!

S - It’s honestly pathetically funny how scrawny Jam actually is. Boy what are you doing posting up to supermutants you can barely hold up dat power-fist … but his lack of strength is also why I think that’s his chosen weapon ! It gives him this mechanical ego-boost of power that’s more convenient than guns (especially because I really don’t think he likes using the things. He made the decision to shoot the overseer of his vault and, because of that, he’s got some hardddd PTSD associated with guns, made worse by actually using them).

P - Not much to say here tbh. His perception is like ,, a point below average. Funny idea though, Jam actually kinda needs glasses to read soooo minus one point for that reason only.

E - Oooohhh boy. As much as Jam gets hit, he will ALWAYS get back up, and I think that also relates to how he’s able to stay so positive in the wastes. He sees and experiences and does so many awful things, but, at least for a while, he’s able to just grit his teeth and prance through it all. He’ll take hit, after hit, after hit, after HIT, but he will never let it bring down … not too far, at least.

C - I mean come on who couldn’t love this little guy ,, Jam is a very empathetic person !! He knows people, for the most part, so he’s able to talk to folks pretty easily. In the wastes though, it isn’t always his greatest strength.

I - Boy was raised by a scientist but ….. ehhhh he really didn’t absorb a whole lot of science-y knowledge. Textbooks weren’t his thing, but Jam enjoyed indulging in more philosophical, romantic, and humanist works. He’s definitely smart, but … not by any crazy means.

A - idk he lived in a vault for all of his life, he’s not gonna be super physically fit. He’s got a light build, which sounds like it’d be perfect for making speedy getaways but … nooo …..l

L - I mean how else do you think he’s survived this long /hj

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Jam leave that poor unpaid man aloooonneee

Jk they get along sometimes

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Drew mine and @schemelin‘s Lone Wanderers together being silly !!! I’m not sure if Jules and Jam would actually get along very well, but … dreamy sigh maybe they’d team up to mess with Charon or something idk …….. Jam would definitely think Jules was super cool though and absolutely do everything in his power to get them to become friends because he’s happy-go-lucky like that

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Jam Jameson Jambori my Jubilant Joyful Joy Boy I will always be thinking of you

If anyone has any questions for/about him … flutters my eyelashes … I n need to tawlk abt him

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Art block is kicking my ass but here’s 2 doodles I could muster with Jam, featuring @galoogamelady ‘s character, Buttons (…again)!

Their first meeting in my head would just be Jam blinding Buttons with a smile. This kid is way too cheerful and peppy for the wastes, he’s only alive because he vaporizes every raider he meets with his baby deer eyes

(Also,,,, Charon’s here,,,, innocent halo smile,,)

[beentobeetle]

As much as FO3 kinda. sucks. as a game, Charon is still really fun, and I love my little ‘glass-half-full’ everything-is-awesome 19 y/o that’s just seeing anything and everything for the first time lone wanderer. Absolute dream team.

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I’m actually losing my mind