Made Ronnie's personal Staff
Felipe Hernandez-Fitzgerald
Ronnie calls him "Phil" while Maddie calls him "Lipe" (pronounced Lee-pay)
Registered Metahuman (Has super speed and strength)
In charge of keeping the towels and clothes clean
Her glasses are cracked because of how many times she's ran into things
Registered metahuman (Sea creature/ Human hybrid)
The staff have affectionately nicknamed her "mermaid"
Rachel got the job when she was 18 years old while she was running from some bounty hunters who wanted her organs for "harvesting". She stumbled across Joel's mansion and hid in the pool. Joel was about to take his usual morning swim when he saw Rachel. He actually offered her a job when she explained her situation to him and she accepted. She now happily lives in the mansion to this day.
Attracted to gold, wears a lot of gold themed things as a result. They're usually a gift from Greta, Maddie or Joel himself
Registered metahuman (Demon/ Human hybrid)
Security Guard and Driver
She has wings but sometimes she's too lazy to fly so she just drives instead
Her actual hair color is Blonde
Oldest of the Schmidt siblings.
The one who is in charge of the food
Poor slushies on Joel as a prank
Trans Woman + Butch Lesbian
Stops Jamie from eating any non edible cookie dough
Has a cockney accent she inherited from her dad.
Insults people to their face
Fear her if she's angry and has a frying pan on her.
Youngest of the Schmidt siblings (25 years old)
Throws expired spaghetti noodles that people he doesn't like
Cares about his siblings a lot
Tries to lighten up environments with jokes
Huge Kpop Fan but she hates the fandom with a burning passion
Likes night and star themed stuff a lot
Very good friends with Rachel
Loves alcohol (Vodka being her favorite)
Has an enhanced liver from a Metahuman organ donor
Likes getting her hands dirty, unless it's blood.
Dyed her hair gray to help her "stand out"
Genetically engineered Rat
Head of the Maintenance crew rats, Chef rats and Security Guard rats
Speaks to the rest of the staff using a voice box
"Voice claim" is Patton Oswalt
