#jarmo

[grokebaby]

Most cannibalizable oc of mine?

Xerxes (Muscular, fat, bovine, aged)

Lassi (High fat, bird, soft)

Parfait (entirely living cake with cream, strawberry filling and fondant)

Hart (Mystery eldritchean meat. texture like squid/octopus)

Siru (if you like organs)

Jarmo (Whatever your heart desires. Can stay conscious through the whole thing)

Evilicus (needs to be cracked open. meat will be poisonous.)

Ngah (Eyeball and tongue will be most edible to humans)

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

Thank you for the freaks in my mutual circle for validating me on this. I hope everyone enjoys. More character details below!

Parfait: Feels no pain and can regenerate. He will want to hear your opinion after and dislikes criticism

Hart: Can also regenerate and would probably be excited by the prospect. Might get excited and want you to eat more. Can't guarantee this will suit your gut, but it won't kill you

Lassi: He's in good health now but has been very skinny in the past. No I don't think he'd be into this ordeal, he'd be scared and needs to be hunted

Xerxes: Wants an honorable warriors death and is quite into the idea of being eaten. He has suffered lots of hardship though, meat will probably be tough

Siru: fairly skinny and athletic. She will be fine with this. Make it ritualistic even.

Jarmo: Will be at your service. You could assume it's fatty human meat since it's supposed to resemble a human but you can open your mind and have a field day with this, it will aim to please and will easily survive this on account of not actually being a living flesh entity. But you will probably not stay sated for long, I can't promise eating an illusion will do much for you aside from indulgence

Evilicus: the entire process is painful and they will be absolutely terrified. The meat is cursed by magic so you will likely suffer status effects. The whole ordeal of even opening them up will be difficult. But can you imagine the angst.

Ngah: okay I'll toss in One Angel since it'll be cool. Her flesh is extremely tough, I think it needs to be thoroughly prepared to be reasonably edible but the eyeballs and tongue are more akin to normal flesh. She is NOT into this idea, cannibalism is absolutely horrendous to her and she hates the concept of eating in general. You could cut off her tongue and leave her alive after eating it, won't that be horrifying? Angel meat will likely have magical effects on you, high angel meat and blood is known to make entities more powerful. Try your luck!

[charletsart]

ilkka villi as jarmo from ivalo 4x05

[pedroam-bang]

Triangle Of Sadness (2022)

[blokedyke]

My headcanon for Kalevi and Jarmo is that I can take them both in a fight

kalevi yes easily. jarmo has done manual labour since he was like 15 and he knows how to fight and if this is after you beat kal up he'll be super fucking mad. also you're a weenie nerd.

[madamemalaussene]

Friendly reminder that I have a Instagram account where I post film photography ! @jarmo.___ if you want to take a look ✨ (à Paris, France)

[charletsart]

ilkka villi as jarmo from ivalo 4x05

[charletsart]

ilkka villi as jarmo from ivalo 4x04

[charletsart]

ilkka villi as jarmo from ivalo 4x05 (he'll be fine it's just a scratch wait-)