things to say to people who ask "what happened?" when using mobility aids
- thats highly inappropriate
- what's your medical history?
outlandish and silly (personal favs)
- bear with chainsaw arms
- freak (mundane object) accident (example: chair)
- lost it in the war over (common debate topic) (example: pineapple on pizza)
- performed human transmutation
- mechanic moved out of town (robot noises/movements)
- didn't eat my vegetables
- i'm actually a pack of raccoons trying to pilot this body
- don't mess with karens folks
- had a run in with herobrine
feel free to add more!! always open to silly or serious suggestions