#javierpinme

[javierpinme]

I’ve noticed some new faces have followed me recently and realized I have never introduced myself! So hello and welcome to my bullet point system.

My name is Lauren and I’m 31 years old

My username is javier-pin-me (like against the door, floor, bed, etc) and not javier-p-in-me

I write romance within the Pedro Pascal fandom whether it’s fluff, smut, etc. My reader inserts are always someone that I wish I had the guts to be. And also wish to have a Pedro boy.

My favorite drink is a shirley temple but if you put some vodka in there you’ll be my best friend

I came into the fandom back in 2021 so a lot later than most. Mando was my first fanfiction read and it’s been an uphill slope ever since (for the most part)

I’m bisexual and came out around June last year 🏳️‍🌈

I’m diagnosed with PTSD and anxiety and depression—who’s counting at this point. I’m also a recovering people pleaser.

I’m a huge Star Wars fan but not the toxic kind. Trust me, that’s important.

I have two cats! I have a senior gal and she’s my lil neurotic tabby. I also have an eight month old kitten and he’s my menace voidling. They’re names are Summer and Anubis.

I play Fortnite during my spare time when I’m not writing. Am I good? Debatable.

I don’t bite! I love getting questions or having someone tell me about themselves or getting fic recs. Let’s have fun!

[frannyzooey]

Kelli, I feel so seen right now.

One, because I also fell asleep before getting to the juicy bit of a slow burn last night.

Two, because you’re so right. 😩 Smut doesn’t hit as good as it does under the covers really late at night (or super early in the morning). It’s that time when nothing else exists except that universe you’ve immersed yourself in just for a little bit. 👌

My GOD — YES

I was deeply invested in @yespolkadotkitty Say You’ll Stay on my Kindle last night and I was nodding off but trying to push through because I needed MORE of her delicious writing and just when it got to the saucy part, I fell asleep

CURSE YOU, EXHAUSTION 🔪

I’m gonna savor it like the treat it is tonight 😌❤️

I’m glad we all feel the same way about that little pocket of warmth under the covers where nothing exists but us, the glow of our phone, and our amazing, fictional worlds 😍❤️

[nobodys-baby-now]

I do not apologize for my behavior, but I will take it into consideration. 😈

Lmfao no need to apologize, but thanks for the consideration of my feelings when I see Pedro smiling 🥺🤲

[beskarboobs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!!! ✨✨✨ I hope your day is filled with yummy cake and relaxing vibes!

girl me too 😂

THANK YOU LAUREN!!!!!

[nobodys-baby-now]

Just sliiiiiiiding on in here to let you know I live for your tags on everything. I always look to see what you wrote when I see you on my dash and notifications. 🤣 They literally make my day!!

So yeah. Not only do you make me speechless with your talent but you also make me giggle like crazy. 💕

Hiiii!! Lmao I'm so sorry, I know I have written some unhinged shit in the tags 😭 but I'm glad I have made you laugh!!

Thank you so much for this! You're so sweet 🥰🥰🥰