[text]: No, no ball hitting. Or kicking. Or swatting. Stay away from anywhere below the belt that could be damaged in a way that would make me squeak for a while. I understand you enough. It isn't my fault you're so complicated and confusing. That's because most of the things you say are weird ? Well yes, of course I want to sleep with you. In a sexual and nonsexual way. So we can sleep together and not actually sleep together. You know what I mean. And you went there.. and now I'm thinking.. Sh
Text: Keep being clueless and you’ll get that. No, you don’t understand me enough.. but I guess that’s true. Hey at least I keep you entertained, something tells me if I had been easy you wouldn’t stuck around for so long. Hopefully you don’t like just the chase. Not true, I say pretty reasonable things if you find them weird then that’s not really my problem. A few days ago you wouldn’t have admitted that. We can sleep together, if you want - but just sleep. I’m trying to make YOU keep your first date thing. You’re welcome, at least I know I’m not easy to forget.