#jaybird speaks

[dreaming-jaybird]

American politics is usually the unhinged sibling, sure. But blink for ONE second and the UK's over here with raging corrupt racist Vs sentient intergalactic bin, and then there is a casual side of old far-right lady found MURDERED??? And everyone's just carrying on like it's normal.

What even is this country.

[corporate-carnage]

Canon J vs you, to the death, who wins?

I have a family to live for. I would win.

[neon-jaybird]

@pariahspraises Hey, if you need someplace to chill or blow off steam or whatever, I’ve got a place that’s pretty anon. I’ll DM you the location if you want, then you can choose if you wanna come or whatever. 

Let me know if and when you’re coming and I’ll keep the purple light to a minimum.

[corporate-carnage]

Serial Designation U?

Correct.

[corporate-carnage]

oh my goodness!! congratulations ma’am!!!

Thank you. They're due on March 9th.

[corporate-carnage]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

you get..

these gloves :3

These are very nice. Thank you, Magzi.

[corporate-carnage]

Hows your kid?

She's well.

[corporate-carnage]

can u be my dad

I'm a woman.