Feb 6, 2021
I was a government assassin and for some reason the public knew me as a murderer and I was on the run and the police were trying to kill me, why? For GODDAMNED JAYWALKING! So I ran and ran and I got on a fishing boat that went like 2000mph and I got over to Italy where I lived there for a while, selling cheese. I woke up when I got hit by a car for once again jaywalking.