Okay so we’ve all heard “Jason falls in love with Jazz the second he learns she could take his head off”
Let me raise you:
The relationship is going well. One secret or another has been outed, and yeah, maybe they both know they’re a little too combat ready to both be civilians
Jazz of all people knows the law is a crock of shit, especially in Gotham, so learning he’s Red Hood isn’t a big deal
He’s making Crime Alley safe for kids, and Jazz is also not against putting people in the Ghost Zone, one way or another
(She’s seen Arkham’s worst, and knows what even they won’t touch about the Alley)
Him being Red Hood is fine
Her being big sister to a superhero and his backup? Also fine
Jason’s glad she wasn’t fighting directly but way less impressed to hear it was her younger brother
Jazz shares this impression with such vehemence Jason can’t help falling in love with her all over again
(He’s still never gonna tell her what he did to try and make Timmy quit the hero game, nope, no matter how much she tells him the Pit isn’t him)
But no
The big moment?
The biggest reveal?
Isn’t that said little brother is King of the Dead
The big reveal is when she learns he was Robin number two
The Robin the Joker murdered
And Jazz’s met most of the family long before this revelation, meeting the family is smallest possible potatoes and maybe no one expected her to work it out
Alfred thinks she’s an angel, Dick is crowing about not being the only one chasing redheads, Bruce is completely secretly over the moon that Jason introduced him to his girlfriend at all
Damien considers her “adequate” and she sneaks him illegal treats for Bat Cow
So fucking no one is prepared for Jasmine Fenton to storm Wayne Manor with a ghost bazooka and demand absolutely everyone book themselves in for therapy
Any of the bats who thought Jason could be passive aggressive and sarcastic with Bruce learn extremely quickly that badass she may be, good shot she ain’t and to run when she’s in a mood
Bonus points if one of the bats is somehow confused and tries the summoning card she left them “for emergencies” and the King of the Infinite Realms shows up and just tells them they’re fucked now
Wait I lied the worst part is when she puts the weapons down and pulls out the terror of the forgotten realms, the scourge of Amity, the worst weapon of all
Her disappointed mom voice
Any bats that think they don’t have mommy issues promptly develop them when Jazz says she’s not mad, just disappointed
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