I am probably the most awkward when it comes to having sex. It's like my first time, every time. I never know what I'm doing and where to put this leg and, "choke me.... You're killing me, I can't breathe." "Yeah don't stop," *me: uh well kinda too late. Fuck, I should have used a Jimmy. It's just really horrible and idk why after having sex with me once, anyone would come back. It's seriously always awkward













