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[subterralien]

mom: do you think this envelope is too strange?

me: how can an envelope be too strange

mom: well look at it..

me: nah it's fine. my landlord's weird anyway, his email is like.. snake9 or something.

mom: ...

mom: .... and he has a key to your apartment?

me: yeah..

mom: eeewwwww

[ half an hour later ]

mom: so...

me:

mom: ... is Snake his first name or his last name?