#jealous!!!!

[roachstealer]

i envy simply the air that gets to surround you

[spiderman-homecomeme]

Three sentense fic: michelle is jealous!

It shouldn’t bother her as much as it does, but seeing their server making googly-eyes at Peter as they walk away makes her want to flip the god damn table. But instead, she stays silent, dropping her napkin as she leans forward, taking her boyfriend’s jaw in her hands and pulling him into a sound kiss. 

When she sits back in her chair and she can feel his bewildered stare burning into her, she recoils, face almost unbearably hot as she asks innocently, “What?”

[elizas-mapbook]

I'm not insinuating the aliens came to take my coworker home bc im jealous he got an amazing photo of a meteor. really. i genuinely believe he's not human!!

[equalistaden]

My Sociology teacher’s sister is married to Brandon Saad’s cousin… They got to eat cereal out of the Cup. I’m so jealous.

[melody-dz]

[onthechanggang]

"Aye'm ph-et, Aye'm phl-ertay, n' Aye g'ot dooble effs."

God DAMMIT Britain, it's not enough you have the (boring ass) Royal Wedding now you have this?!

I didn't know they made Snookies in a weird boiled and fried English flavor! Also, they call Stella Artois "wife beaters" across the pond. LOL.