🔪Some Jeff headcanons! Some are nsfw! Some triggers may apply!🔪
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(TW sexual abuse mention. TW child abuse mention)
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🔪Jeff has absolutely no filter with how he talks. He will say mean and stupid shit and he doesn’t care what you think. Mainly because he is 6’6 and 300lbs and he knows that you won’t win in a fight with him.
🔪Jeff is very vulgar. He openly jokes about cocks, assholes and cum and he deadass acts like its a normal thing to talk about to random dudes at the bar. This is not at all a flirting thing, he’ll just start talking about how he hates having ball sweat. And I am very sorry.
🔪Jeff’s voice is very deep, hoarse, and scratchy. Probably from him smoking for almost his whole entire life. His voice is very intimidating.
🔪If he doesn’t have a knife he will use his hands to kill you. He is strong enough to rip you to pieces. Literally getting your ass beat by Jeff is just as ugly as a bear attack.
🔪Jeff is weirdly comfortable with nudity. So if he saw you nakey he wouldn’t care or even react much. It could partly be because he is nearsighted.
🔪Jeff is very nearsighted. He can hardly see anything within six feet from him. However he does occasionally wear reading glasses to help. Normally he forgets to wear them lmao
🔪He LOVES Star Wars! He always been a big fan! When he was a kid he had a lot of star wars toys.
🔪He also loves to play DnD. He hasn’t played it ever since he was a teenager, but he would happily play it again anytime.
🔪The man can sleep on any surface. On the floor, ground, a bed etc. He usually just sleeps better with a blanket though.
🔪Jeff is addicted to touching himself. He does it every day. Sometimes several times a day if he has nothing else to do. He is disgusting.
🔪He can and will eat anything you give him. A normal plate of spaghetti and meatballs? Good! Raw eggs? Also good! Two week old leftovers? Fabulous! He will eat anything.
🔪Jeff is incredibly hostile and rude to strangers. He can tell you to shut the fuck up for playing your music too loud.
🔪Surprisingly Jeff is very sweet and gentle in a romantic relationship.
🔪Jeff would never sexually assault anyone. Jeff was sexually abused when he was growing up and would never do the same to anyone else.
🔪Jeff’s lips are very chapped. Please throw a stick of chapstick at him.
🔪Jeff used to play the bass guitar when he was a kid, but sadly stopped when he snapped and killed his family.
🔪He is triggered by the smell of bleach. This mainly just gives him very bad anxiety. Yet if it’s bad enough he might throw up too.
🔪He has always been kind to animals. Jeff loves animals. He has a pet cat named “Mini Jeff”
🔪Jeff killed men, women, and even children. However with women and children, he tried his best to give them quick and painless deaths.
🔪Jeff has hunted down pedophiles and rapists just to torture and kill them. Being killed by Jeff is bad enough, but being tortured and killed by him is the most horrendous thing a person can go through.
🔪He has bloodlust that he has a hard time controlling. When he gets this way he will run off and starts killing people.
🔪He is very hairy. He is a very fuzzy boy. And no, he doesn’t shave for anyone.
🔪Jeff smells bad. He smells like cigarettes, liquor, weed and sweat.
