#jegulus incorrect

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!

Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?

Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

James: I know how to defeat you.

Regulus: Oh, this should be good.

James: You’re a nice person and you have a good heart.

Regulus: …Wait-

James: You are an excellent brother and a lot of people care about you!

Regulus: STOP-!

James: - YOU DESERVE TO HAVE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU! (sounds of a struggle) AND YOU ARE LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY!

Regulus: GET AWAY FROM ME!

[aficionadoenthusiast]

James, crying: you deserve the world! Regulus, who has experienced the world: what a horrible thing to say

[aficionadoenthusiast]

sirius: was i surprised when i heard that james and regulus are together? yeah, you could say that.

sirius: after all, it's not everyday you find out your best friend and brother are dating. opposites attract i guess

sirius: i mean, james gets up at 4:30 in the morning every day to do a three hour workout, and i once saw regulus lose his breath drinking water too fast.

sirius: regulus can go weeks without leaving his house, and james gets antsy if he doesn't get at least an hour in the sun everyday.

sirius: the only thing they have in common is that they're both my brother, so at least they're carrying on that family tradition

sirius: but, hey, as long as they're happy, i'm happy

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

James: POSITIVITY TIME

James: SAY IT WITH ME: HOPE!!!

Regulus: hope

James: AND WHAT IS IT?! :D

Regulus: the first step towards disappointment.

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

James: So are we flirting right now?

Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

James: That doesn’t answer my question