#jellodoc

[rvrend]

@jellodoc. the round crow landed directly atop of the mans head. ibby cooed, tapping his legs up & down as if to determine if the material he was stepping on was perfect nesting material or not. he leaned heavily forward, upside-down to look at the reverends face directly. he cooed, head tilting innocently…before he flaps his wings and flies away, toupee in tow. / ibbycrowfen ask !

" oh ! " he attempts to talk to the small round bird at first, seemingly amused by its pitter patter on his head.

" hey, little fella. you're a brave little one, aren't ya ? " there's a small chuckle when the bird croons over to look at him. hand reaches up to scritch at his feathers, eyebrow raised as he spoke.

" heh, y'know, it's not every day i get a bird to land on my — "

before he could finish his sentence, the bird has flown away, carrying the a large brown mass. instantly rod reaches up, patting his now exposed head, before expression snaps to insult. fists shake as the bird flies away, toupee and his dignity in tow.

" HEY — !!!! that's not a nest, you give that back ! "

[glnnhrd]

" glenny, i'm not lion t'ya when i say, ya make my heart swoon ! be my valentine ! :) " 💕💕

while it may seem cheesy to most, the gesture causes glenn's heart to skip a beat, blush darkening on his face. he'd never enjoyed valentine's day in the past — whether it was being stuck in a marriage he didn't desire or spending the day drowning bitterness with ice cream and soap operas. he'd almost forgotten that the holiday could be ... nice.

though glenn's not always the brightest, he recognizes the lion after a few moments of contemplation, flustered at alfie's thoughtfulness. his cowardly lion, though honestly, one of the bravest he's ever met.

chuckle peppers his voice as he answers, " ah, you always know how to get me, alfred. o - of course i would, don't have to ask me twice ... " fingers roll over the edges of the card, sweat already seeping into the paper as he glances back towards alfie.

" thank you. "

[jestrot]

// stares at mr neighbor with my big wet eyes

"Is... is there something you wish to ask of me..?" He's a bit worried for you.

[rvrend]

" haha, you remind me of my husband! "

was this some sort of strange attempt at flirting ? he looks the guy up and down - given his rather flamboyant hair, hitting on him definitely wasn't out of the question. his lip turns a bit as he's visibly awkward, eyes narrowing as his forced smile grows ( though it's painfully a grimace. )

" yes, well, ah, perhaps you should go looking ... elsewhere for your husband. "

[glnnhrd]

hc + 🤥 for a lie-themed headcanon

HC MEME : ACCEPTING.

while he's not a compulsive liar by definition, glenn has a horrid habit of lying to get himself out of situations ( but they usually just end up getting him into worse situations of his own making. ) whether it's through cutting corners ( in how he produces, sells, and the fact he even deals illicit drugs, ) saving his own skin ( agreeing to help "look for" kevin as an alibi, ) or accidentally digging himself an even deeper grave trying to justify himself and his choices.

he also has a habit of lying to himself. he'll swear up and down and try and talk himself down from being gay even though he knows deep down he is. alongside this, he'll try and convince himself that he's not causing that much harm in his drug dealing, and tries not to think too hard on the potential consequences they could have.

[petricove]

" heya fella. are ya alright there ? "

" i've been better ... "