#jennifer check

[colawcherry]

[sweetlikebeaches]

Would Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) be Team Edward or Team Jacob (Twilight)?

Jennifer would be Team Edward

Jennifer would be Team Jacob

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[s1cklyd0llz]

[sinfulstargirl]

18+ MDNI

doom. ⚡︎ 🕷️patrick bateman x jennifersbody!reader ✮⋆˙

HE'S LOOKING DOWN AT THE SECRETARY ON HER KNEES BENEATH HIS DESK GAGGING AROUND HIS COCK, HER CHIPPED, MANICURED HAND WRAPPED AROUND HIS THIGH. 'YOU'RE GETTING SOFT,' SHE FROWNS, TEARY EYES LOOKING UP AT HIM LIKE A BEATEN PUPPY.

HE'S WRAPPING A ROUGH HAND AROUND HER WRIST, SHOVING HER DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF INCOMPETENCE IN HER FACE. 'YOU ARE FILTHY,' HE SNEERS. 'GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE.'

TEARS SPRING FROM HER EYES, SHAME WRAPPING AROUND HER GUT. 'I'M SORRY, PATRICK,' SHE WAILS.

HE CONTINUES DOODLING, HIS MIND FOGGY, KNEE BOUNCING.

WIPING HER MOUTH ON HER ARM, SHE PULLS HERSELF OFF THE GROUND AND RUNS OUT THE DOOR, NEARLY SLAMMING INTO YOU.

YOU GROWL SOFTLY. 'MANNERS ARE NECESSARY.'

THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE HAS HIM LOOKING UP AT YOU STANDING THERE IN YOUR MARVELOUS OUTFIT. SILK TOP, FITTED SKIRT. SHINY HEELS. THE ICE OF YOUR BLUE EYES HAS THE PENICL GOING LIMP IN HIS GRIP.

'I'M YOUR NEW SECRETARY,' YOU TELL HIM, A SOFT SMILE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR LIPS.

HIS MOUTH HAS GONE DRY, PUPILS DILATED. HE DIDN'T HIRE A NEW SECRETARY.

YOU'RE COCKING YOUR HEAD AT HIM, APPEARING AT HIS SIDE, LOOKING DOWN AT THE GRUESOME DOODLE OF A WOMAN SCREAMING WITH HER ARM CUT OFF. A MAN WITH A CHAINSAW BESIDE HER. 'YOU'RE SO TALENTED, MR. BATEMAN. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE A PART OF THIS.'

HE SAW YOU IN A DREAM TWO NIGHTS AGO.

MAYBE HE REALLY IS LOSING HIS MIND.

OR, PERHAPS, HE'S CLOSER TO SUCCESS THAN HE'S EVER BEEN.

ko-fi

[s1cklyd0llz]

xoxo, jen

[balenciaga-baddie]

[unknown-ang3l]

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[dead-scarab]

If I don’t hate on something for too long I’ll be like Jennifer check when she hasn’t eaten anyone in a while