#jennifermorgasm

[swanqueen-fanfic]

I didnt see this in the faq... are there any where emma and regina meet alternative versions of themselves that are already in love/married/etc?

I’m sorry but the only one I know of where they meet alternate versions of themselves (besides reverting back to their old selves) is Dreamscape by B of Ericaland (and you’ve probably read it). Does anyone else know of any?

[theqmmunity]

lol how about 'qute & queer' for the buttons 😂

Thanks for the input!

[sulkyscully]

14 for the music asks!

14: A song that you would love played at your weddingEither my neck my back by Khia or one day like this by Elbow

[ellkis]

I was tagged by this sweet lil bean @loserchildhotpants (IM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME 5 DAYS TO DO THIS I KEPT SAYING I WOULD BUT THEN DIDNT WHOOPS) thank u

NAME: Elise

BIRTHDAY: October 18

HEIGHT: 5′3″

ZODIAC SIGN: Libra 

SEXUALITY: Bi af

COUNTRY: The United States

FAVORITE COLOR: Idk probably blue

TIME RIGHT NOW: I’m posting this at 9:45pm

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: About 6

LUCKY NUMBER: 18

LAST THING I GOOGLED: The military Taps song bc mine and @jennifermorgasm‘s pet/child bug died and we held a funeral for her (rip Conrad)(p.s. we actually killed her bc she was slowly dying so srry my bby)

BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: I sleep under a regular sheet and comforter but I also have blankies and stuffed teddy near so I am cozy

CELEB CRUSH: wtf even is this question like ?? i cant answer that

FAVORITE BOOK: uH FUCK UMM UHH. I don’t have one but I was really obsessed w/ the Maximum Ride series when I was like 12 so?

DREAM TRIP: Getting paid to travel Europe and seeing all of the amazing cities with my closest friends/loved ones.

I’m going to tag @jennifermorgasm, @pale-silver-comb, @feliznaviderek

[ellkis]

Get to Know the Blogger

I was tagged by lil bean @loserchildhotpants (thank u bby)

Always post the rules Answer the questions asked and then write 10 new ones.

1. Have you ever had a bad fandom experience? If so, what happened?

Um, I don’t think I’ve had anything bad directed to me personally, but we all go through occasional fandom drama. 

2. What’s your favorite fandom experience and what or who made it so wonderful?

Well, a few weeks back I went to my very first concert, and it was to see 1d with my friends. It was honestly such a great night, so that was a good experience relating to fandom-y things. Another good experience with fandom is just everyday things and being able to meet such cool people all because you like the same show or the same band. That’s really nice and I’ve made some friends because of it. (if u are a mutual, u r a friend) (u kno who u are)

3. If your life were a broadway musical, what would the opening number be titled?

Oh god thiis is really hard ahh fuck um idk uh something stupid. or just “why”.

4. If your life were a Disney movie, what is your character background, what’s your dream and if you have a romantic interest, what are they like?

My character would be a young bisexual queen who is a boss ass bitch. idk her dream is to be able to have as much pie as her heart desires and to make everyday halloween bc why not? idk she doesn’t really have a romantic interest but if she did they’d just need to be loyal and ready to chill. 

5. You’re at Hogwarts and need to cast a Patronus charm. What is the memory you choose to think of to create it?

I honestly could not think of a happy memory. Like I know I’ve got some but I can’t think of any. If we’re going by feelings then I’d use the feeling of going on a long car ride on a nice day where you can see people and buildings and then you think bout how good life is. (btw I have not read the books and have forgotten everything I learned in the movies so i had to google what the spell needed. I mean I know what the spell was but I was like UHHH GOTTA BE SURE)

6. If you were a celebrity, what completely radical and untrue rumor would be spread on gossip magazines about you?

The headline would be something like “which of your favorite celebs punched a man while while fighting over the last order of cheese curds” (it would also be very true) (we have a lot of cheese curds here) (and toppers pizza) (nvm change out cheese curds for toppers pizza sticks)

7. Consider your life up to now as your canon!life. If you had your choice of fic typical AU’s to turn your life into, which would you choose?

UGHHHHHHHHHH THIS ONE IS SO GOOD THERE ARE SO MANY. I’d probably want something like “enemies to friends to lovers” or “childhood friends/childhood sweethearts” bc i really love friendship aus. OR I’d want a “fake relationship” that ends up them having feelings for one another bc lol. ORRRRR I’d definitely like something like “met at college” or any of the “met funny/cute/ugly” bc those are so cute and funny and something that is probably going to happen to me.

8. If you had one, who was your first fictional crush?  (as in the first fictional character you ever had a crush on)

HAHAHAHA OH GOD. Idk if you’ve ever heard of the maximum ride series but i was obsessed with them when i was like 12. it was the first really big fandom-y thing i liked. I think fanfic for it was my first fanfic, too. anyways I was in love with the Iggy character and was convinced I would be able to sprout wings and fly one day.

9. What movie did you see that you fucking hated so much that, if you had the power to erase its blasphemous creation from history, you would? Please elaborate on why your hatred burns so deep

Just to get it out of the way I’d erase Frozen and Despicable Me bc they fucking annoy me and despicable me is the birthplace of the minions (the fukers) but I dont really hate any movies. One that comes to my mind tho is The Duff and i just really hate it bc i think it’s so stupid and it sends a wrong message and it just created another word for people to use. It was also so cliche like a new level of cliche.

10. If you had to destroy the ring of power and your fellowship (of 8 companions) could consist of one fictional character from any fandom you have been

Im assuming the question is what one character I’d pick from any fandom bc it got a lil wonky oops. Again i hardly recognize this reference but if i had to choose a character I’d go with sterek (they are a package deal now) just to keep me entertained.

whew! that took me awhile to fill out. probably bc i type so fucking much I am sorRY. anyways, I tag @derektit, @pale-silver-comb, @bluejeanfeminist and @jennifermorgasm. there are so many people to tag but i can’t think of you im sorry. you know what just do it you dont even need me to tag you go ahead and do it

My questions for you:

1. If you could have one meal for the rest of you’re life, what would it be?

2. What is a very special headcanon you have for your otp? 

3. What is your guilty pleasure?

4. What is a funny thing you’ve done with the squad?

5. If you end up in jail, what would it most likely be for?

6. Who would be the one to walk with you through a graveyard at midnight?

7. Cats or dogs? Why?

8. What animal do you think you’d reincarnate into after death?

9. Who was your last text to and what does it say?

10. In an alternate universe where everything, for the most part, is the opposite from this universe, what would you act like? How would your life be compared to this one? Is there something you wish you could take from that universe and apply it to this one?

[ellkis]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes :)

lov u

jennifermorgasm: irl u my gay bae

bluejeanfeminist: irl u also my gay bae. y’all are so gay together.

bitchybijou: HEY YOU ARE A NEW FRIEND BUT WE BOND OVER SPENCER REID AND 5SOS SO U ARE OFFICIALLY AN HONORARY BAE AS WELL. its a done deal. no backing out.

derektit: i love your obsession with Tyler Hoechlin, it doesn’t make me feel as bad about my obsession with Dylan O’Brien.

stiles-and-the-sourwolf: everyone should follow this person and read ther fic Home because it’s such a good fic and its beautiful and she even dRAWS HER OWN ART TO GO WITH IT. TOO GOOD.

also going to add an extra: pale-silver-comb bc i said once before, i go to her blog for the heartbreaking feels and you should too.

[ellkis]

my friend and I and a couple other friends went to a gay film festival and after the movie we walked out and there was a table with lube and condoms so ofc us 15 year olds took a bunch and then on our way out we found out there was about to be drag queen bingo so we ran to the drag queens and long story short it ended after 3 ours and in that time a drag queen sang to me while getting her ring stuck in my hair and we managed to make a condom balloon and I had lube soil my virgin skin. these are the years

[rizzles-fanfic]

Do you know of any fics where maura/jane is hiding their feelings from the other but the other finds out about it? bonus points if it's a happy ending :)

I hope you like these ones:

Words Unspoken | lilcupcake03

The One Where Everyone Finds Out | summit2014

Twenty-Five Days | LilyBartAndTheOthers

I needed you to go first | littlemisselphie

A Class Act | Sweet1uvn

Thorns Of A Rose | Typhoon73