Medieval Europe thingy idc
Hello there this is the Devil, Jesus dared me to write this thing called a blog, so I’ll hypnotize y’all with a soothing ASMR voice and let's get into my opinions (and some hard core facts). The Medieval period is a confusing but interesting, definitely. Like the Fall of Rome in September 476 AD, those emperors can’t even rule an ant kingdom. If the Ancient Roman Empire was ruled by me, see how it will grow. But wait, Jesus had help them and kept the East of the roman Empire to later be called the Byzantine Empire. The new empire reached its peak with power and wealth when the Justinian Dynasty (527) gained territory. This Byzantine Empire survive around 1000 years after the Roman fell, until 1054 when the Muslim takes over.
Meanwhile, the Rhine river became the backbone for the first Frankish empire. Clovis was the first important king in the late 400s nad early 500s. A later king called Charlmagne added land and spread Christianity but loses most of his power while attempting to connect the borders of the Black Sea and the North.The empire was later known as the Holy Roman Empire.
Oh! Now the Vikings, that’s one of my favorite creations *bow*, started on June 793, I gave them the Scandinavian Norsemen to explore Europe on the longship and the knar over the ocean for raids, trades and colonization. Of course, one cool fighter with horns is enough so I gave them boring helmets. Sadly, they ended not long after in 1066 after the Vikings Harald Hardrada got defeated after trying to claim a proportion of England. But before all of that, my “pals” has migrated to Eastern Europe that will later be name by Jesus as Russian. We’ll call them the Kievan Rus, in 880 King Oleg led them to many conquests like raid against Byzantium and Constantinople. The Golden Age for the Rus is when Vladimir the Great ruled in 980 and continue to be a success with Yaroslav the Wise for economic, growth and peace. Boring, so after Yaroslav died, I asked the Mongols to take over and they did so whoopsie:p .
I’ll will continue with the force of the Magna Carta, which is not much because it was broken after 3 months. But the “Great Charter” still influence a lot of human freedom spirit into later generations. The script was “signed” in Runnymede, on the banks of the river Thames, near Windsor Castle and was immediately send and copied throughout the coutry.
Welp, was that good, if you don’t like it I will send my gf death to you. Bye stupid humans.
