he stands before the person sitting at the bar, an intense expression of pride adorning his features. carefully, his hands behind his back reveal a drink in hand. it’s bright red with red rock candy coating it’s rim. without the context, it’s actually quite pretty. tastes brilliant too, in his opinion, akin to a strawberry sour. ‘ i call this masterpiece the killer keller. ’ oh, but it gets better. ‘ and if you post a selfie of you and the drink on any social media platform with the hashtag killer keller, your next drink is twenty five percent off. post it on facebook i’ll give you get fifty percent. ’ he finishes, a wide grin on his face and he’s one moment away from taking a bow from the applause that he’s certain he deserves.














