@heiroftheslain
Rhys was very good at minding his own business. I'm talking super good, doesn't even know or care that other people's business exists. However, once he catches wind of someone else's business well... That's a very long tales to tell. He was trying to take a coffee with only nine sugars today. You know, one step in the direction of the black coffee that all the cool business minded adults drank. It super was not working. Too bitter still. Somehow. He got up to get some more sugar when he saw a taller man getting his drink. He was… honestly kind of terrifying. Rhys had dealt with bandits but this guy just radiated ‘I have killed before and I can kill again’ energy that Rhys did not want in what probable little remained of his life. Though after noticing this man’s resting bitch face after taking a drink… Oh no. Oh man this dude… He had a whipped cream mustache and didn’t even seem to notice! He even looked like he was going in for another sip. Dude, use a straw! Was this guy gonna go outside like this? Telling him might even be Rhys’ good deed for the day so that would be good… Karma? Points? Whatever.
“E-excuse me sir…? You uh… you’ve got some uh…. you know… on your face? You’ve got a whole like handlebar cream stache situation going on there.” Congrats Rhys! You absolutely could not have handled things any worse than that!
