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   “I’m not blushing. I don’t blush. I am just —red in the face from running.” Or something. Maybe she was blushing, but she’d never admit it. She did feel like the Kryptonian would know she was lying, somehow. As far as she knew, she could do pretty much anything. Her list of powers was endless. Maybe she was an alien lie detector too.

“Oh, you definitely are. My sister has the exact same look when she’s trying to hide her embarrassment,” Kara commented, unable to hide her grin. “So you do have a crush on someone... Is it Carol?”

[sonicanary]

__________  What kind of night was that ? Them bragging against each other, cocky expressions & lot of confidence.      “ I can imagine easily... ”     Smug face, she shrugged while shoving another knacki in her mouth. Eyes widened, but curiosity peaked the canary once she removed the shirt. Not that she wanted to get a lusty glimpse at the spider, but she was interested in seeing how far she’d go to prove her point. Who would win ? If she could get her naked without even asking & undressing herself, then she’d win... & it seemed like she was on her way to.      “ So far, two boobs... nothing extraordinary, I’m almost disappointed, Jess... ”

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@jesspider   ( x )

     youcan’tbreatheyoucan’tbreatheholyshitwhatthefuckwhat’shappeningwhatareyoudoingwhat’s goingtohappen  and then                         oh. HER HANDS ARE IN YOURS and you can breathe again and as much as you love that it mostly fucking confuses you. but that’s nothing new. these days more things confuse you than actually make sense. you meet her gaze and everything is just a bit easier.  ( why why why why — you know she’s your best friend, you know that, but this feels different. not that you KNOW WHAT A FRIEND IS anymore ).  “ jess, ”  a breath, her name a prayer coming from your mouth,  “ what’s happening to me? ”

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@jesspider   ( x )

[ sms ;; jessssss ] oh of course. [ sms ;; jessssss ] how do you manage to fall asleep at the same time in the movie? [ sms ;; jessssss ] seriously. EVERY TIME we watch star wars. bam. you’re asleep before vader’s mask comes off.

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jesspider replied to your post: unpopular opinion: severus snape is not a good...

i’d say he was obsessed with her, not in love. if he were in love he’d want her to be happy. it was 100% unhealthy and selfish. i am not here for child abusers to be forgiven because ‘oh he was in love’ xD

oh no, i totally get that it wasn’t love to anyone outside of his own head, but to him it was what he thought was love, and because it wasn’t reciprocated whatsoever he, instead of accepting it, decided to make an eleven year old boy’s life a misery because he just so happens to be the offspring of the man he hates. the harry potter pages on my facebook tend to just ignore this completely because he did one good thing and apparently that means that the past seventeen years don’t mean a thing -- i know jk’s more questionable now than she was back then, but i don’t know why she thought it was a good idea for harry to name his son after him ?? no matter how you spin it, his actions didn’t erase an entire history of behaviour and i’m just tired of people saying that he was a great man when he was literally only performed good deeds for like an hour or two before his death. not to mention, the scene where he walks past a clearly devastated and terrified child to hug the dead body of a woman he had no right to touch while her husband lay dead downstairs ??? yeah, okay jan, he’s a super good dude.

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‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’

✰  —  —  *  parks & recreation sentence starters // still accepting ;;

          ❝ you should become a stand-up comedian, ❞nia laughs. ❝ you get to make fun of people, drink till your heart’s content, and be paid for it. they do say you should find a job that involves your passions in life, so i say go for it. if it helps, i’ll buy the first ticket and sit in the front row, offering my unconditional support. ❞ 

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" Kids? I don't want kids." (again, any marvel lady will do)

“Perfectly understandable, Ms. Spider.” The princess’ grin widened. “We can be quite the handful.” Shuri thought back to all the shenanigans caused throughout the years. Her mother would always blame her for her gray hairs, and her father would just sigh and shake his head with a soft smile. “If 2018 was tide pods, I worry what might come next...” If the older crowd were confused and dumbfounded by those her age, she couldn’t imagine how memey and bizarre kids would be in the next ten to fifteen years. 

@jesspider // Angst Starters