#jesterballs

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Thinking of Donatello where he finds someone that meets his type but they are ALSO autistic, like cute and mean. BUT masks themselves way meaner than supposed to be, talks loudly, annoys people, like classic annoying mean girl/boy, etc, etc. and Donatello is like, "yeah, everyone, I officially hate them" then they're alone and he's like, "I wanna kiss them. For, uh. Research purposes."

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Another rottmnt Donnie brain dump? Yes. Deal with it /j

Villain!Reader x Donatello — Wild Card

You looked at the turtle mutant in front of you and scowled. He was so.. sarcastic! And annoying!..ly cute. But you would never admit that.

You and him had pretty weird fights, ending up on the floor and practically wrestling each other.

This time was no different, of course.

You pounced at him, pining him to the ground with your foot on his chest. Although he could have very easily push you off, he didn't.

You raised your kunai, but paused when he saw the faint blush dusting his cheeks. When you noticed, you laughed at him.

“Oh my, Othello. Getting flustered at the thought of death?” You teased him, bringing down your kunai to it's sheath strapped against your belt.

“Wha— Buh- I- TOMFOOLERY!” Donatello spat out embarrassedly.

You snickered and poked his shoulder with your nail. “Hah, Loser. Imagine.” You sneered.

He gave you the stink eye and pouted. He pushed you, making you fall on top of him. That was not his plan at all.

He stiffened. You immediately scrambled off him, hissing like a cat. You crossed your arm and pulled out a card, that was very badly painted to say “Wild Card.”

“I- I'M CALLING WILD CARD! UNFAIR, OTHELLO!” You shouted like a toddler.

“Now who's getting all flustered?” Donatello asked with a smug grin, sitting up.

You scoffed. “I should flick your five head for that, but I'm feeling fairly kind right now.” You said, standing up and fixing your suit.

Yes, you wore a suit. It was your outfit of choice as a villain. It was a black suit, and you always wore a red tie.

You adjusted your mask and smirked. “Hah, sike,” You said, flicking him.

“You’re so immature,” He scoffed, sweeping you off your feet with his tech bō.

You gasped and brought him down with you as you fell. “You roach!”

Donatello gasped dramatically and started wrestling you again.

Your bun came undone and you grunted, your elbows hitting the concrete as Donatello pinned you to the ground, his bō to your neck, forcing your chin up a bit to look him in the eye.

“Checkmate,” He said smugly.

“Bitch I'm a card master, not a dang Chess bitch.” You said sarcastically.

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Here are some Donnie doodles (+ Leo!) I did in the car today

Oh and happy birthday Lia! Dwdw pookie your Donnie smut will be posted soon 😈😈

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Here you go pookums

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53118172

Have fun <3

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This is spoilers for my story, so if you don't want spoilers, don't read ^^

You shrugged it off. Maybe you were paying too much attention to him.

Yeah. You were definitely paying too much attention.

He pulled down his hood fully. And, god. Your heart squeezed like a snake curled around it. The metaphorical snake bit your heart slightly, making you snap out of it.

Donnie's phone rang in his pocket, and he answered.

“Shello, this is Don—” Donnie said into the phone with a smug smile.

“DONNIE, HELP! RAPH BROUGHT A GIRL OVER! A GIRL! CODE PINK! PINK, DONATELLO! WHERE ARE YOU?!” A frantic males voice yelled, to where you could hear him loud and clear, making you and Donnie wince.

“Wait a minute,” Donnie's eyes narrowed. “A girl? It's not like it's the first time he's—” Then he got cut off again.

“No! I mean, like, his crush! The girl he's been talkin’ about since last year!” The voice said.

“Holy.. uh. I'll try to be there as fast as possible. I'm walking a girl home right now so it might be awhile.” Donnie said, a bit nervously.

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should I make another Donnie Headcanons post?

hell yeah bitch ascend. RISE!!!! WRITE!!!!

hell no bitch go jump off a cliff

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023