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[thisistastebuds]

Unboxing M Box Volume 16 with Guest Jesushands

My first YouTube video is here!

For my very first YouTube video, my guest Jesushands and I unboxed M Box Volume 16 “Grace” by Club M. This box is a curated and themed monthly subscription service available in all of California. Each M Box contains $200 worth of quality cannabis and is delivered to your door via next day shipping for only $97/month. M Box is perfect for those who want to discreetly discover new products without…

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[rbhsoregon]

Song of the Day, August 3: Jesus' Hands by American Music Club

Song of the Day, August 3: Jesus’ Hands by American Music Club

Today’s song is the perfect distillation of a troubled songwriter’s genius. Mark Eitzel has made a career writing and singing about loneliness and alcohol. The two themes fit nicely together, and he often explores that relationship. The finest example of this approach closes his band American Music Club’s best album, Everclear. Narrated by a loner sitting at a bar, it starts with his classic…

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[aliciouspatterson]

why wont this kid just text me.  ahhh dude.

[bwaikhat]

Please Jesus: crowd surf on skeleton hands

Please: Jesus crowd surfing skeleton hands..I would like to see that so much....can't you arrange that?

[krissy-novo]

Gotdamn im so happy jerry did a solo album...jesus hands is on point right now

[wokenapalm]

Earlier today:

-le walking w/ friends and talking about Pewdiepie-

Me: Lol yeah and Mr. Chair blah blah... -then trips and falls down hard-

Me: OOOWWWW! I fell on my hands and now my palms are bleeding! D: I look like I have a stigmata!

Friends: Lol... Jesus Hands...

Me: This totally sucks!!! D:

-later-

We get fro-yo

Emily: Mmmkay! I'm just gonna set my napkins and fro-yo here so I can get my bike!

Wind: Trolololol -napkins wanna fly away-

Me: -catchs napkins in mid-air-

Jamie: -witnesses it- Whoa. Ninja-style!

Me: F*ck Yeah!

-more later-

Me: -ran off to put stuff back on the shelves then sees Emily minding her own business-

Me: -sneaks up on her and scares her then runs back to the shopping cart, laughing like a manic-

Random Lady: -looks over at our insanity and remembers that she needs something from where we were standing and messing around-

Random Lady: Thank you strange young people! c:

Me: Yay~ I helped.

-more more later-

Emily and Jamie: -looking at bread-

Me: -hanging out by the cart and notices I have a missed call on my phone and a new voicemail-

Me: -listens to voicemail-

Me: -finds out I won a raffle from a month ago from a summer jobs fair-

Me: -starts dancing and spazing out in the isle-

Emily and Jamie: -still looking at bread-

Emily Jamie: -looking at me weird- What just happened?

Me: I totes won a raffle! c:

Jamie: It's the power of the Jesus hands!

Me: Lol, yeah. c: Jesus hands gave me a good day

Moral of this story: If you fall and scrape your hands while talking about Pewdiepie, God will give you the gift of kick-ass Jesus hands which give you ninja-like reflexes and a good day c: Thank you Pewdie. Thank you God.