#jesusmas

[zombeesknees]

happy hols and all that.

[zombeesknees]

My Mum wins Christmas/Chrimbo/Jesusmas forever and always. She made me a BABY KRAMPUS. WITH HIS OWN SWITCH. This thing is HAND-PAINTED with veins and teeny-tiny cuticles and he has REAL HAIR EYELASHES and alpaca wool for hair and he’s basically the ugliest, most perfect son I could ever wish for. Also, he legit feels like a real newborn. And is wearing an actual premie diaper. Mum didn’t miss a single detail here, lololol. (Now y’all know where I get this shit from.)

[zombeesknees]

my jesusmas wishlist:

kroger gift cards because it’d be gr8 to eat regularly this holiday season

gas gift cards (i hate how much $$$ i spend weekly on explosive dinosaur ghosts)

the new sailor moon r dub DVDs

one of those kitty beds that looks like a cave/has a hood (for nick charles, my very smol son)

tattoo gift cards (that’s a thing, right? it should be. mama needs her zombie bees above her knees)

barnes & noble gift cards (because with my employee discount i get more $$$ out of ‘em than you put in; good for coffee drinks when customers get me in a murderin’ mood)

just plain $$$$ (to put towards the electric bill and rent and shit like that)

*miss rhode island voice* WORLD PEACE.

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profit

[kiss-me-when-i-bleed]

Happy birthday Jesus!

[scrapipi]

Merry Christmas!!

For ahead of time, since I won't be in touch on the merri xmas, so this also means postponed presents till the 26th and after to those of you I had planned for, I oops'd and started on them much too late to finish on time anyway;;;

HAVE A GREAT ONE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OKAY, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN, ENJOY THE DAY, DON'T BE A BUM

[i-am-the-very-best]

Fuck it I am going to be early about the santa hats.

[sofa499]

Jesusmas