#jesuspider session

[sntechsupport]

Jesuspiderbarbieldritch session here! How does roleplay bonus work exactly? Does it mean being "in-character" as actual characters? Or acting like this isn't a reality-warping video game? And how will we know it's working. So far we've declared the 200 robot snakes our personal warriors (archangels, however that works) and have given them flaming swords and cool wings. We're also getting Horseman-based armor as you've suggested.

Roleplay is that you stay in the role of your Title (therefore Class and Aspect). Read some books about it. Prospit should be friendly place enough to let you in their Library I suppose.

You know it’s working when you power up simply by just staying in the character. Seriously just by acting you may double or even triple your power.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support

[sntechsupport]

Okay, so we think we found a useful thing about prototyping Jesus: We think the White Queen can heal us from Charges? Like turning a Grimdark person normal through her holy powers? We haven't tested it yet, but we think it may work. Also, according to the Derse religion we're not heroes. We're the antichrist. Yes, all of us are the antichrist, singular. They seem to have actual understanding of some Biblical concepts. (Or they just latch onto whatever the queen says.) It's really interesting.

The idea of the White Queen negating the Charges is pretty rad but don’t get Charged just to test it. On the other hand, if it is true, it probably means the Black Queen can grant Charges.  Stupid yin-yang theme…

The concept of the Heroes of Skia being the Antichrist is nice (Have you read Good Omens by the way? It’s a great book. It granted be all my theology knowledge I didn’t get from my granny.)…

Do you think you could get a horse for each of you? I mean, imagine this: You are the Hoseman of the Apocalypse. You can’t say that’s not cool, because it’s rad as fuck.

And also I’d bet that using this would boost up your powers because it would increase your Roleplay Bonus.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support

[sntechsupport]

So, uh, it's the guy who prototyped Jesus. Something funny happened. See, we wanted to test our theory that Jesus' pacifism was overwritten with the BK. So we sent my friend who prototyped the spider to check it out. He was eaten by the Black King.

And what exactly am I supposed to do with it? Look, you know the Red Riding Hood story, right? If you friend hadn’t been chewed up to pieces but only swallowed instead, you may cut him out. Carapacians (Monarchs too) digest very very slowly.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support

(P. S.: You may still keep me informed. I’m really quite curious about this Jesuspider session)

[sntechsupport]

Woah. I feel so, so bad for you right now. That Ferbiesprite must've been terrible. But yeah, kinda. The religion is pretty much the same as their original philosophies, but with an added interest in spiders, eldritch beings, Barbie and Jesus.

That sounds seriously kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want to be there… but it sounds like a worthy bachelor study.

[sntechsupport]

Update: Derse and Prospit have created churches to which the Queens act as priests. They're theocracies now. Christianity, along with the worship of spiders, eldritch beings, and Barbie, has spread to the Medium. But anyways, since we're on the subject: What did the testers prototype? I'm sure they had to prototype a lot of crazy things to test the game for bugs and all.

Yeah, we had to test what is a bad idea and what is not that bad idea.

Some of the bad things I personally had to prototype: Angel, Dezine’s head, pile of cats, Glue’s bra (don’t ask, ok?), computer, Sburb discs, my cell phone, a dead clown, the Prospit Queen, Furby, Gurl’s collection of “stories”, my diary, various lines of code written on paper.

Some of the good things I had to prototype: Pizza, How To Be a Good Parent book, toy lightsaber, gameboy, 20 cents, spoon, neighbor’s dog (who loved me because i always brought him some treats), PC mouse, USB driver, collection of metal music, rubber duck, skull.

Seriously don’t prototype Furby. It is the worst experience I have with the game, the Angelsprite is the close second. (Not talking about Furbangelsprite^.)

Also carapacians’ AI is capable of such a thing as ceating a religion? Wow. Good to know.

Yours truly

Gear

[sntechsupport]

Okay, my team has been messaging you for a while now about our prototyping situation, so here's an update: The Black King is a mixture of Jesus, an eldritch horror, a spider, and Barbie. Also, the King has decided not to go the peace and pacifism route (I guess the game overwrote that trait?). Literally the only good thing about this is that the two hundred robotic snakes I alchemized have realized that Derse hates reptiles and have formed a militia to fight with us. What is wrong with my life?

Well, better question: What is not wrong with your life? And the answer here is probably the robotic stakes.

Seriously, one time, one bloody time, people could try to prototype something normal and not dangerous. Like a shark.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support

[sntechsupport]

So...I prototyped Jesus. My kernalsprite just kinda wandered around my room, took a Jesus figurine thing I had, and...Well, now I have Jesussprite. Do you have any advice? Cause I'm not sure I'm comfortable fighting imps who are the son of God.

There is one important thing to know: They are not the real sons of God, they just…. kinda look like him. Or like that figurine at least.

…On the other hand, since Jesus was all peace and love and so on, it is possible that the imps will not even want to fight you…

Once the prototyping happened, you can’t really undo it.  Your chance is to destroy your according orbs on the Rings of the Queens and the Scepter of the kings. There is also a small chance that your Prototyping Tower was destroyed before the kernalsprine prototyped itself (it’s not much likely, however, it might happened) and in that case there will be no Jesus-imps, Jesus-King and so on.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support