#jhiddles

[stevesharon]

... and now i totally ship sifki/hiddlesander. Thank you, Tumblr.

[candycolamorgan]

That's a good thing you liked that picture of Jaimie because I was going to ask you what is your theory about that bandaid on her thigh XD

OH GOD OH GODDD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME OMFFFF X”D

SO THEY’RE DOING RE-SHOOTS FOR THOR 2 AND JAIMIE WRANGLES TOM INTO REHEARSING A FIGHT SCENE WITH HER. THEY BOTH KNOW IT’S A PRETTY THIN EXCUSE JUST TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER, BUT WHATEVER- NEITHER OF THEM CARES BC HELLO MAJOR CRUSHING DEFIES LOGIC AND SENSE. SO THEY’RE GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY WHEN JAIMIE SUGGESTS THEY FREE-BIRD IT FOR A BIT. TOM HESITATES BC HE DOESN’T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY HURT HER, BUT SHE EGGS HIM ON AND GOD SHE’S JUST SO IRRESISTIBLE SO HE CAVES EVENTUALLY. SHE’S THOROUGHLY TROUNCING HIM WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE MAKES THE SLIGHTEST MISSTEP AND HE IMMEDIATELY TAKES ADVANTAGE, TWISTING HER UNTIL HE’S GOT AN ARM FIRMLY ACROSS HER COLLARBONES AND HIS DAGGER PRESSED FLATLY AGAINST HER HIP. SHE HALFHEARTEDLY STRUGGLES BUT HE CAN SEE HER SMILING, AND WHEN SHE GRADUALLY STOPS FIGHTING HIM OFF, HE’S SUDDENLY EXTREMELY AWARE OF HER HEAVY BREATHING AND HOW CLOSE SHE’S PRESSED UP AGAINST HIM. HIS VOICE LOWERS INTO A SUGGESTIVE TONE WHEN HE ASKS HER WHAT’S HIS PRIZE FOR WINNING, AND HE’S GRATIFIED TO HEAR THAT HER VOICE SOUNDS A LITTLE BREATHLESS WHEN SHE POINTS OUT THAT THEY NEVER AGREED TO ANY TERMS. HE TAKES THIS AS A CONCESSION THAT HE CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER HE WANTS THEN, AND TELLS HER AS MUCH. HE CAN FEEL HER BODY RELAXING AND ARCHING INTO HIM SLIGHTLY, SO HE LOOSENS HIS HOLD ENOUGH IN ANTICIPATION OF HER TURNING AROUND TO BE ABLE TO KISS HIM BUT INSTEAD OF THAT, HER GRIP SUDDENLY TIGHTENS ON HIS ARM AND SHE FLIPS HIM TO THE GROUND. THERE’S A BLUR OF FURIOUS MOVEMENT AS SHE PINS HIM TO THE MATS, HIS DAGGER CUTTING THROUGH HER LEGGINGS SLIGHTLY- BUT SHE CAN HARDLY REGISTER THE SCRATCH WHEN SHE’S FINALLY GOT HIM EXACTLY WHERE SHE WANTS HIM. HE LOOKS A BIT SHOCKED AT THE SUDDEN REVERSAL OF THEIR POSITIONS, AND SO SHE LEANS DOWN OVER HIM, TELLING HIM THAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S THE WINNER NOW, AND REMINDING HIM THAT THERE WEREN’T ANY TERMS, SO SHE GETS WHATEVER SHE WANTS. HE IS MORE THAN FINE WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT WHEN SHE FINALLY CRUSHES HER LIPS TO HIS, BECAUSE DAMN HOW DO YOU SAY NO WHEN A GODDESS HAS PLANS TO RAVISH YOU???

wat is my life why does this keep happening to me oh god

[candycolamorgan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO FOR NOW IT MAY JUST BE YOU AND ME! BUT ONE DAY THEY WILL GET TOGETHER BC MY GOD ITS JUST GOT TO BE INEVITABLE WITH THOSE TWO AND THE FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEYLL BECOME A GRINTSON/KATEXLEO I REFUSEEEEEE!! AND WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER THE WORLD WILL FIND THIS POST AND THEY WILL REJOICE AND PRAISE ITS MAKER. AND WE WILL SIT ON OUR SHIPPER THRONES AND BE LIKE COME CHILDREN, ENJOY WHAT WE ALWAYS KNEW WOULD HAPPEN. JOIN US.

[candycolamorgan]

"Jaimie? You look like a princess." [X]

[candycolamorgan]

having to look through thids' twitter is an absolute nightmare when my shipper goggles are permanently super-glued to my face

and i'm drunk

huh

same day that you're leaving to go shoot thor: 2 and see some people...

... that you clearly want to be lovers with

i like where your head's at.

which is to say attached to your ipod headphones that are belting out this song to psych you for a certain reunion with a certain brunette who is CRAZY EAGER to see you??????

SELF-EXPLANATORY. DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN???

BECAUSE JAIMIE RETWEETED THIS THAT'S WHY

i will nOT eXpLAIn mYSelF!1!!!!

duh, insert my 'shikaka' headcanon where they fool around on set in the throne room with tom expecting people to bow whenever he says it and no one else understanding wtf is going on except for them bc honestly when was the last time you watched Ace Ventura?

and unless you're jaimie or tom who just marathoned them in her snug little trailer together, IT'S BEEN AWHILE AND YOU DON'T GET THE REFERENCE

i think this is a good time to point out that maybe you should stop asking why i think about these things and start asking yourself  

how these things could NOT have happened?

this is the more relevant question i think.

this 'official' peter news is getting me down too, tom.

don't worry we'll get through this.

that's the spirit! twitter interaction between them should not slow you down buddy.

eye on the prize, sonny

and when i say prize i THINK you know what i'm saying

  HINT:

[candycolamorgan]

omg everyone but ari plz just ignore me

onLY GOD wILL JUDge mE!!!11!!

Okay I'm just doing this for posterity I guess? and to keep track of links/which ones i've/we've watched/will watch? (GOD THAT WAS A WEIRD SENTENCE W/E TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT) AND ALSO TO TRY AND PROPERLY ARTICULATE MY INSANE CRAZY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. JESUS IM GETTING WORKED UP JUST THINKING ABOUT TALKING ABOUT IT??? AHAHAHAHaaaHhAhhHAaHAHhaaaAAaHaaaA

OKAY OBVS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE REEL JUNKIE ONE FIRST:

TOM'S "GOT A GREAT ASS!!!11!!" CRAZY EYES

OH MY FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN GIFS OF THIS YET?

IT'S A FRICKIN NIGHTMARE JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE LOST OPPORTUNITIES FOR INNAPROPRIATE REACTION-GIF USAGE OF THAT FOR UNDERNEATH JAIMIE POSTS. I MEAN REALLY, THIS IS JUST TRAGIC AND I MEAN TO FIX IT RIGHT AWAY!!! UGRGHAHGHGHGHGHHH

OH GOD AND JAIMIE'S STRAIGHT-TOWARDS-THE-CAMERA DELIVERY OF "DEAR GOD I HAVE A HAMMER IN MY PANTS"

AGAIN! SAME AS THE ABOVE WITH THE LOST OPPORTUNITIES. THESE ARE SUCH PERF REACTION GIFS AND I NEED THEM RIGHT THE FUCK NOWWWWWWWW GAAAWWWDDD!!!! i can't believe i've never seen this. seriously. SERIOUSLY.

[SIDEBAR: OKAY LET'S MAKE A NEW PACT: YOU ALWAYS SEND ME LINKS TO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING EVER SO I NEVER MISS SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. DEAL? DEAL.]

omg the cursing in this interview. from just everyone. it's so hilarious i love it.

"oh FUCKBALLS this is the best movie i've ever seen"

KAT YOU PERF CREATURE X'''D

THOR VS. ULL VS. LOKI INTERVIEW:

JAYSUS OK YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN THIS TOO, BUT CHRIST IDK WHY I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS AND FFFFF SO FUNNY.

I JUST CAN'T

REALLY

THE STUPID CHALLENGES

AND HOW THE INTERVIEWER CALLS TOM OUT FOR THE WAY HE SITS IN THE BEGINNING

HOMG

WHY DO I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

WHY AM I SO LATE TO EVERYTHING. EVER.

WHY WHY WHY 

OK tried to re-trace my steps but i couldn't find some other piddling ones i saw. w/e not worth the effort whEN I REALLY JUST WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT OUR FAVORITE ONES!!!! WHOOOO!! THESE INTERVIEWS ARE JUST PRECIOUS GIFTS THAT JUST KEEP GIVING, I STG:

OK IN THE CINEFOOLS ONE: 

UGH UGH UGH!!! OK IN THE BEGINNING WHEN TOM'S GOING ON ABOUT HOW HE HAD THIS WONDERFUL SERENE PICTURESQUE AUSTRALIAN VIEW WHILE HAVING BREAKFAST AND WATCHING THE SURFERS, JAIMIE LOOKS OVER TO THE INTERVIEWER AND GIVES THIS LITTLE CONFIRMING EXPRESSION AND LIKE, OKAAAYY JAIMIE HOW DO YOU KNOW?? WERE YOU RIGHT THERE WITH HIM??? AT THAT EXACT TIME?? FFFF YOU PROBABLY WERE YOU SAUCY MINX.

[OBLIGATORY REMINDER TO NOT INSERT BASIC LOGIC INTO ANY OF MY RAMBLINGS AND POINT OUT THAT THEY WERE PROBABLY STAYING AT THE SAME PLACE AND HAD THE SAME VIEW. I HAVE ALREADY PROCESSED THIS LIKELIHOOD AND DISCARDED IT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. OBVIOUS REASONS BEING THAT IT TOTALLY CRAMPS MY SHIPPING DELUSIONS. LOLOLOLLLLLL]

fff okay too lazy to link, but i'm trying to work from memory rn and it's still the same interview-IsH so w/e

OKAY RMR WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW SINCE TOM COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING WHEN HE HAD THE HELMET ON THEY'D TEASE HIM RIGHT BEHIND HIS HEAD???

OKAY WELL SADLY FOR ME I CANNOT SHAKE THIS SCENARIO WHERE SHE AT FIRST DOESN'T BUY IT THAT HE LITERALLY CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING, SO SHE TRIES IT OUT FOR HERSELF? BY WHISPERING HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE PROFANITIES AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD?????

JUST A THOUGHT

JUST A THOUGHT

;3

*CUE THE MISCHIEVOUS AND NAUGHTY BG MUSIC*

alright, ok in this one: TOM HIDDLESTON'S GUILTY PLEASURE he basically talks about how he thinks Ace Ventura Pet Detective 2 is like, really totally a masterpiece, and he explains this part where Ace teases the word 'Shikaka' (or however the hell you spell it) to keep the villagers on their toes bc they have to immediately bow if they ever hear that word and jUSTT

i have this headcanon that he and jaimie totally bonded over low-brow movies bc i feel like before she got to know him he'd seem a little intimidating with all his british-ness and articulate-ness, but i mean from just watching millions upon millions of interviews and footage of him you can totally tell that he's not (okay not entirely, LOL) this prissy prim "I ONLY READ SHAKESPEAREAN SOLILOQUIES IN MY FREE TIME EW WHAT IS THIS MOVIE THE TIMES ONLY HAVE GIVEN ONE AND A HALF STARS TO? EWW GROSS NO" person.

SO YEAH, THEY HAD ACE VENTURA AND B-RATED ACTION MOVIE MARATHONS.

THIS IS THE REALITY I'M GOING WITH.

OH FUCKBALLS WHY/HOW/WHEN DID THIS POST BECOME A NOVEL OMG I'M SORRY*

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*I'M SORRY THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME AND UNWILLINGLY/UNKNOWINGLY SIGNED A METAPHORICAL CONTRACT (WITH YOUR BLOOD, MAKING IT TOTALLY UNBREAKABLE FOR ETERNITY) TO READ ALL OF MY RAMBLINGS THAT I EVER WRITE.

[candycolamorgan]