jily imagine
i wrote this at two am like a week ago and i’m bored so enjoy
james and lily snogging in empty classrooms and dark corners and broom closets during head duties and always making sure they had the map or cloak and were v careful not to get caught and not do anything more than snogging until they were in the safety of their heads common room but one night they’re on duty and it’s been a long day and they didn’t see each other much and they’re horny teenagers, god damn it, and they end up in an empty classroom, snogging the hell out of each other, with no map and no cloak and no silencing spell and not giving two fucks anymore and suddenly their robes are on the floor, lily’s shirt soon joining them. lily’s unbutting james’s shirt with one hand while the other is undoing his belt, and he’s got one hand up her skirt and one on her bra clasp and then suddenly, filch bursts in and after everything registers properly, james is hiding lily behind him as she frantically tries to find her shirt in the dark and filch declares they’re going to dumbledore, all a little bit mortified as they make their way to his office. dumbledore dismisses filch and just says something along the lines of “what a shame you didn’t have a way to disappear or check to see if anyone was coming… best be prepared in the future. i’ll escort you back to gryffindor tower, i need to discuss something with professor mcgonagall…” and they awkwardly follow him to mcgonagall’s office and as they walk away they swear they can hear dumbledore say “minerva, it seems i owe you five galleons…” and mcgonagall is like “albus wtf it’s the middle of the night” and he points down the corridor and mcgonagall notices jily and gratefully accepts her money