Apr 21, 2014
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"It's just e. coli, but maybe you should put it down. It can be a little nasty if it gets you."
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+ jkxrk
"It's just e. coli, but maybe you should put it down. It can be a little nasty if it gets you."
[ + jkxrk. ]
“Can I help you?”
"You know the worst thing about the food replicator? It's the fact that if you want a decent sandwich, it won't register the fact and it'll be like 'oh, you'd like cardboard with some ham on that?' No! I don't want that, I want an actual decent sandwich not -- ugh. Yeah, sorry, I interrupted; terribly sorry."
Really, not surprised that this is one of his minor concerns.
"I don't get sick."
sick day starter sentences
“—— Yeah, well, tell that to the 101 fever, ms i don’t get sick.”
+ jkxrk
"I'm sorry—- who did you say you were again?"
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for a 2 AM text
[text; captain jack] hey i was wondering if you wanted to get breakfest[text; captain jack] you know in the morning[text; captain jack] or, well, later this morning